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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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DairyHick
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Tell them they are going to hell.

If life presents you with the most awesome opportunity of your life...

recneps1337
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recneps1337
453 posts
Nomad

then procrastinate untill it passes

if life gives you a brain fart in a meating that will mean the life or death of your buisness...

DairyHick
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DairyHick
134 posts
Nomad

take your clothes of and start rubbing your own tummy.

if life gave you a baby sized tumor in your prostate...

DevilishConcoction
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DevilishConcoction
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Nomad

..make it a first.
If life gives you a forum game...

Bladerunner679
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Bladerunner679
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Blacksmith

...become the hero in the storyline.

If life shoots you out of a cannon...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

be a human cannon ball.

if life gives you a running blade...

PerryKid
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PerryKid
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Nomad

then try to catch it >

If life gives you a lollipop

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

then just eat it.

if live gives you broken wings...

thaboss
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thaboss
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Give them to your enemy.

If life gives you melons....

Alexandra222
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Alexandra222
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Nomad

Make a melon sunshine

If life gives you a second chance.......

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
2,790 posts
Nomad

Give it back to life

If life desentigrates 90% of you (not your head)

greenplanet011
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greenplanet011
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Use your head to realize your pretty much dead. If life gives you the chance to control life....

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Contol your own once your dead

If life gives you a pet vampire dog...

greenplanet011
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greenplanet011
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Get that vampire dog to bite you and become a vampire.If life gives you the choice of drowning to death or getting burned to death,you choose.....

Chryosten
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Neither, and I tell life that it should do that in the 'Would you rather' thread.

If life gives you a magical ring...

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