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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

Then report the person above me and the moderators take care of it!

If life tells you big bunch of lies...

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
978 posts
Farmer

Don't trust anything.

If life throws you into the ocean

light_chaser
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light_chaser
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Peasant

SWIM! SWIM LIKE THE WIND!

if life gave you vodka...

ArtyWng
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ArtyWng
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Nomad

Give it to a drunk. If life gives you a creeper...

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
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Farmer

Run away!

If life gives you a monkey butt for a face . . .

ArtyWng
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ArtyWng
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Nomad

Get plastic surgery.

If life causes the zombie apocalypse...

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
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Farmer

Build an underground city.

If life gives you a baby boy. . .

kuffyruff
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kuffyruff
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Jester

Put it in a dress and call it a girl. (unless, of course, you wanted a baby boy rather than a baby girl in the first place.)

If life gives you a multi-stage rocket ship...

epicness01
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epicness01
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Nomad

Turn it on its side and launch it at the capito-I MEAN GO TO THE MOON!

If life throws your house into a bottomless pit...

Alexandra222
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Alexandra222
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Nomad

Make the house fly!

If life gives takes away all your anime and manga...

epicness01
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epicness01
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Nomad

Get more and lock it in a vault.

If life throws you into a pit of evil creatures and all you have to defend yourself is a stick...

vungi
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vungi
259 posts
Blacksmith

I would kill them all whit a STICK... .

If life sends you in hell whit an apple and you need to escape

VioletFang
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VioletFang
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Nomad

Hit life on the head with the apple, then take his hovercraft.

If life gives you some sick beats and a dance floor...

winmaster1
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winmaster1
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Peasant

Dancing makes the sick beats turn into happy beats.

If life thinks AG is dumb . . .

vungi
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vungi
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Blacksmith

I will be happy

If life gives you a power to trun internet to real life...

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