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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sethth
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sethth
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Shepherd

then you're a gundam sonof'a-*****

if life gives you a life..

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Duke

If I die or fall in a bottomless pit, I'd come back from a check point.

If life gives you a tail less fox...

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

Pin the tail on the donkey.

If life gives you a pinata....

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
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Bard

you throw it off a cliff.

If life gives you 9 lives....

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

realize i'm a cat.

if life turns you into a newborn dragon...

wflag10
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wflag10
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Nomad

Beat it to death for not being yellow.

If life gives you an Elk...

HappyFaceaNinja
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HappyFaceaNinja
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Nomad

Go for the antlers.

If life gives you fleas...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Get some bug spray.

If life peppers sprays you in the face....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Pepper spray life back.

If life gives you a bowl of nothing...

wflag10
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wflag10
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Nomad

Throw it on the ground and run away.

If life gives you some Frosted Flakes....

HappyFaceaNinja
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HappyFaceaNinja
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Nomad

Get some milk and stuff your face!

If life gives you a lightsaber...

gamerguy12345
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gamerguy12345
2,851 posts
Bard

Stab life with it!

If life gives you everything.

HappyFaceaNinja
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HappyFaceaNinja
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Nomad

Ponder the meaning of life

if life gives you a sonic screwdriver...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Take out all the screws in life's house then laugh in its face as his house crumbles.

If life gives you a book....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Read it and donate it to a library.

If life is your best friend...

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