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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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KingofEpicFruit
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Nomad

make lemon aid

if life gives you grime encrusted boar guts...

sethth
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sethth
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Shepherd

then use hammer's guts to craft guild armor in dawn of the dragons,
in life opens windows of opportunity...

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Close the windows because there are bugs outside.

If life gives you 24" rims....

Grael6774
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Grael6774
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Nomad

Install them on your Hummer

If life gives you free tickets to Disneyland...

PwnajLeadah981
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Nomad

I'd spend more time swimming than going to attractions.

If life makes you immortal...

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Don't waste time eating and sleeping.

If life gives you a flaming bag of dog excrement....

PwnajLeadah981
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Nomad

Turn it into biodiesel.

If life is mean...

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Show life who's boss.

If life gives you origami....

PwnajLeadah981
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Nomad

...continue making origami.

If life gives you apples...

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Make lemonade and let everyone else wonder how the hell you did that.

If life gives you a toilet....

Terry_Logic
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Jester

By all means, ride the narwhal.

If life hands you a Jeffrey....

Grael6774
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Nomad

You should call him monkey.

If life gives you a gundam...

sethth
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sethth
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Shepherd

then you're a gundam sonof'a-*****

if life gives you a life..

Waldorf
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Archduke

If I die or fall in a bottomless pit, I'd come back from a check point.

If life gives you a tail less fox...

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Pin the tail on the donkey.

If life gives you a pinata....

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