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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Hire a "hit-man" hitman.

If life wants to get back together with you...

HappyFaceaNinja
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Nomad

Get out of state,

If life gives you a blunt axe...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell life to screw off.

If life tells you to screw off....

HappyFaceaNinja
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Nomad

Whoa, we posted at the exact same time!

*brofist

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Yeah we got ninja'd. *brofist

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Wherefore dost stop the festivities?

Tell life "Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, or embossed carbuncle."

If life forces you to speak in medieval English...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Then you talk in rap.

If life hates your guts....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Tear out life's guts and see if he prefers it's own.

If life makes you cry...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Burn life's house down and crash his car, then see what life thinks about that.

If life hates his own guts....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Give life a razor to cut himself.

If life is angry with you...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Be angry at life.

If life tries to punch you....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Counter punch life.

If life gives you a reason to live...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Then die.

If life tells you to stop stalking him....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Stalk life some more and see if he's agitated.

If life smashes your car because it's agitated...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Smash life's house because you're agitated.

I life hires an army to kill you for smashing life's house....

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