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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Make lemons.

If life gives you an Xbox 360...

wflag10
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Nomad

Smash it onto the ground.

If life gives you a million dollars....

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Take it and run!

If life gives you a piece of paper....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Rip it up.

If life steals your money...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Beat life up and get your money back then take life's money.

If life sneezes....

wflag10
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Nomad

Punch it for sneezing

If life hugs you....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Politely tell life that you do not 'swing that way'.

If life is your girlfriend...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell life you think that it's not going to work out.

If life gets mad at you for dumping life....

wflag10
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Nomad

Sit in a padded room so life doesn't stalk you

If life gets angry at you...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Get angry at life.

If life tries to kill you....

wflag10
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Nomad

Burn life's house down.

If life stalks you...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Stalk life back.

If life decides he can't kill you and hires a hitman....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Hire a "hit-man" hitman.

If life wants to get back together with you...

HappyFaceaNinja
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Nomad

Get out of state,

If life gives you a blunt axe...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell life to screw off.

If life tells you to screw off....

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