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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Stab him with a screwdriver.

If life gives you a piece of cake...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Tell life you know he poisoned it and stab him again.

If life wants you dead....

LupusAureus
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Nomad

Send death to kill him.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

If life doesn't want any trouble...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

You give life trouble.

If life gives you a link....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Click on it.

If life burns down your house...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Burn down life's house.

If life gives you nothing....

TeslaGuy
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Nomad

Simply , give nothing to life

If life gives me a cold ...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Then sneeze on life.

If life gives you a phone....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Never call life.

If life has a knife...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Get a gun.

If life gives you a tissue....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Blow in it and give it back to him.

If life gives you a reason to live...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

Die.

If life hates bolded italics....

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Only use bolded italics.

If life loves quotes...

gamerguy12345
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Bard

NEVER use quotes.

If life wants to apologize for all his wrong-doings....

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