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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SoulHack117
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Nomad

you shoot the moon.

If life gives you 100 wishes, with no rules you...

JJ52
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JJ52
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Nomad

wish for infinite wishes.

If life makes you deadlier that Chuck Norris...

supercoo222
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supercoo222
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Nomad

you beat up your teacher

if life gives you oranges...

Pois0nArr0w
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Pois0nArr0w
2,053 posts
Nomad

O.J.!!!!!!

If life pops a cap in your ass...

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
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Nomad

kick Life in the balls

if life turned you into a lolcat...

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
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Nomad

then lol@life.


if life drank your Root Beer...

Pois0nArr0w
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Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

I'd kill that sumbich. Mah root beer!

If life told you that you were only allowed to visit on mondays...

ilovemoney249
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ilovemoney249
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Nomad

Screw that! Tuesdays are wwaaay better.

If life took your XBox360

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
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Nomad

@Pois0nArr0w...Agreed.
Kill life. Dats MAH xBoxsh.


if life made you a cannibal

SoulHack117
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Nomad

Eat Life.

If life smacked you up side the head, and told you to get a job, you...

magma_claw
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magma_claw
51 posts
Nomad

Smack life back

If life gave you nothing but happiness....

iskaksen
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iskaksen
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Peasant

Invent sadness

If life gave you utter darkness

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

make it into a paper bomb.

-kills life- sorry life is dead.

knight_34
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knight_34
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Farmer

Nope. You can't do that.

If life gives you a golden goblet..

singid25
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drink from it! What, do you think I'm just gonna let it sit there?

If life gives you the title of a mod...

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