ForumsForum GamesIf life gives you...

2474 594048
firetail_madness
offline
firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

  • 2,474 Replies
firetail_madness
offline
firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

Just...no...

If life turned you into a cow...

HEADHUNTER58
offline
HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

then turn back

if life gives you a pizza

firetail_madness
offline
firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

Chow it.

If life gave you a pizza with no topping...

JJ52
offline
JJ52
1,150 posts
Nomad

Eat it, or put your own on.

If life makes you play soccer in the mud and rain(which is really fun =D )...

Tarmorman
offline
Tarmorman
17 posts
Nomad

quicksand!!

if life makes your house 150 degrees (F)

irockownage
offline
irockownage
87 posts
Nomad

hide in your fridge

if life gives you a flamethrower...

singid25
offline
singid25
1,262 posts
Nomad

Burn the person below me!

If life gives you a heat resistant suit....

iskaksen
offline
iskaksen
37 posts
Peasant

use it untill Singid runs out of fuel

If life gave you oblivious amounts of fuel...

Tarmorman
offline
Tarmorman
17 posts
Nomad

dump it in a persons you hate house and then... FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

if life gave you a grenade and three tons of fuel...

knight_34
offline
knight_34
13,817 posts
Farmer

Uh.. I would send it up into the sky and detonate it!

If life gave you an uhhh.. an erm... huh... ahh... ah! Uh, erm.. huh? What would you do then?

Tarmorman
offline
Tarmorman
17 posts
Nomad

put them in ur car and control it with a remote to kill ur math teacher

if life killed ur math teacher...

knight_34
offline
knight_34
13,817 posts
Farmer

Hey, I don't have a math teacher! What is life thinking?! Does it need to be placed in a crazy hospital?!

If life sent you to Uranus... (No puns or references to anuses are intended.)

HEADHUNTER58
offline
HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

then come back to earth

if life gave you a knife...

Everdas
offline
Everdas
5 posts
Nomad

knife somebody you don't like.

if life gave you 5 minutes to live...

HEADHUNTER58
offline
HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

tell life he a fagot

if life gave you a CD

Showing 301-315 of 2474