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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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parufka
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parufka
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Nomad

you look it up.

If life gives you french fries...

Runedesaster
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Runedesaster
15 posts
Nomad

Eat Them....Obviously


If life stole your ice cream :x...

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

Steal lifes fries

If life gave you the intelligence of an internally powerful being....

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

dont use it

if life give you swine flu...

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

Pfft. Yeah right. I'll get swine flu when pigs fly. *coughhackcough*

If life gave you a terminal illness...

ElfCheese
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ElfCheese
81 posts
Nomad

Tell life he's talking s***...

If life gives you the poser to be god...

firetail_madness
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20,591 posts
Blacksmith

No thank you...

If life gives you elf ears...

Ithae
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Ithae
256 posts
Nomad

I would cut them off.

If life gave you....

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Gave me what?

Pois0nArr0w
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Pois0nArr0w
2,053 posts
Nomad

Spamalert :P

I'll just be moving this along...

If life gave you some user who liked to bump threads when it was totally unnecessary...

singid25
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singid25
1,262 posts
Nomad

I'd kick him out.

If life gave you nothing to wear for winter...

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,591 posts
Blacksmith

Turn into an ice cube.

If life gave you frostbite...

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

I'll give life heat stroke.

If life gave you a girlfriend...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Um...great! Nothing sick in mind...*ahem* of course not.

If life gave you a girlfriend and a new bed...

kyledaking
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kyledaking
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Nomad

id go hard at it with her......


if life gave you a video camera and a porno hub account....

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