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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Joedaddy
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Joedaddy
12 posts
Nomad

Pass it on.

If life gave you crabs

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

give him an evil monkey that is trained to kill slowly by breaking his balls and penis and lost of titty twister hahahahahahhah

if life gave u a third nipple on ur ass

Tarmorman
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Tarmorman
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Nomad

take it off and put it in a jar and put it in ur brother/sisters bed

if life gave u a nipple in a jar...

dinizbraz
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dinizbraz
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Jester

broke it

if life give you 3 months to stay alive....

WeenisUrbanNinja
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WeenisUrbanNinja
1 posts
Nomad

do everything you have ever wanted to do
if life gave you a life size pokemon...

jdoggparty
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jdoggparty
5,860 posts
Nomad

Sell it!

If life took everything you had (not life and bones and s*** like that)

supercoo222
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supercoo222
1,270 posts
Nomad

you take it back

if life gives you lemons, limes and oranges?

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

make lemonade, limeade, and orange juice

if life killed your cat..

goumas13
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goumas13
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Grand Duke

Kill the neighbor's dog

If life gives you a pretty wife...

HEADHUNTER58
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HEADHUNTER58
370 posts
Nomad

fuck her all day long =D

if life fucked your hot wife

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
15 posts
Nomad

watch

if life watched u in bed

R4000
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R4000
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wake up and shoot life in the dick, then sleep further as if nothing happened.

If life gave you a 25x25 Rubik's Cube... (OMG)

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

go back in time and give it to eienstein

if life gave u a time machine...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

go back in time and **** Jessica Alba before she was famous, so when she turns famous you can say you did one of the hottest chicks on earth

if life let you marry the hottest chick on earth...

poopypoopy
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poopypoopy
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go for it, hotshot.

if life gives you a stapler full of poisoned staples....

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