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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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R4000
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Nomad

wake up and shoot life in the dick, then sleep further as if nothing happened.

If life gave you a 25x25 Rubik's Cube... (OMG)

yugioh50005
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Nomad

go back in time and give it to eienstein

if life gave u a time machine...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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Nomad

go back in time and **** Jessica Alba before she was famous, so when she turns famous you can say you did one of the hottest chicks on earth

if life let you marry the hottest chick on earth...

poopypoopy
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Nomad

go for it, hotshot.

if life gives you a stapler full of poisoned staples....

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

give it to your neighbors.

If life destroyed AG...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

No...it can't happen...

If life gave you every single yu-gi-oh card that existed...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

SELL THEM!

if life gave you a life sized exodia...

DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

Use it for whatever yo want.

If life gives you Sonny 3...

sourwhatup2
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Jester

Play it for 4 days straight if it has Online and long story mode.

If Life gives you Colony 2..

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

don't play it.

if life gave you Modern Warfare 2 RIGHT NOW....

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Dammit, don't have the console.

If life gave you a kid...

destinydude
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Nomad

Raise him to be a straight A student.

If life gave you Air Force One...

jdoggparty
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Nomad

Take flying lessons

If like took you to the moon with a space suit...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

What does life look like? He took me, right?...

If life left you on the moon with a space suit running out of oxygen...

jdoggparty
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Nomad

Call a rocket with your radio.

If life gave you a shark armatar

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