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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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dudeguy45
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then my friend would be Satan.

If life gives you me...

kakashi890
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Nomad

i would shoot you in your ugly face

supercoo222
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supercoo222
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Nomad

if life gives you a nerf gun...

singid25
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singid25
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Nomad

I paint it black and point it at passing cars >

If life gave you unlimited ammo and a minigun....

supercoo222
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supercoo222
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Nomad

You take it to school.

If life gives you a hat...

kyledaking
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kyledaking
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Nomad

you wear it over your head so you can't get arrested for mass murder...


if life gives you the full controll of the us army...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
87 posts
Nomad

beind dem troops back

if life shot you...twice...

goumas13
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Grand Duke

don't worry be happy

If life shot your computer...

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

shoot lifes computer and all his other important stuff.

If life stole everything you own... (including your money!)

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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Nomad

win the lottery and assassinate him

if life charged u with murder

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

(sorry, but you need money to buy a lottery ticket lol)

RUUUUUUUNNN!!!

If life threw Chuck Norris at you...

goumas13
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goumas13
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Grand Duke

threw her Horatio caine

if life killed your cat

quickshift
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quickshift
349 posts
Nomad

Kill life and get a Dog

If life ate your cake...

FieldCommander678
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Nomad

Sue life and then rob him

If life set you on fire...

firetail_madness
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Run around screaming and go into someone's house.

If life struck a tree right beside you with lightning...

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