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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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ferrypotter_DM_97
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you should construct a clone machine, clone yourself and put your clone to stay home and you should escape by the window.

if life makes you loose the soccer game...

Fox159
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get a new coach

if life makes you a millonaire...

ferrypotter_DM_97
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ferrypotter_DM_97
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Nomad

spend them on caritable things

if life gives you life

HEADHUNTER58
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Nomad

this was already there a few posts back, so i will be skipping it

if life gives you money.... =D

R4000
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Nomad

spend it. =D

If life told you to do something embarassing...

ferrypotter_DM_97
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Nomad

i will spend them on a great sword and smash you, "skipping-man"

if life saves you from death...

R4000
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Nomad

you just got ninja'd, ferry.

Answer mine next, then ferry's (Or answer both at the same time) then continue as normal

ferrypotter_DM_97
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i will non do it

if life saves you from death...

ferrypotter_DM_97
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ferrypotter_DM_97
10 posts
Nomad

not do

yugioh50005
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yugioh50005
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if life takes your life and rapes it and then gives it back to u....

kakashi890
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kakashi890
205 posts
Nomad

rape life


if life makes chuck norris round house kick you though the moon

singid25
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I ask myself "what did I do to piss off life this much?"

If life gave you a golden king status....

cleofer5
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cleofer5
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Scribe

If life tortures you forever!!!

Caseblade99
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Get over it!!!

if life gave you one wish...

singid25
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wish for the world to end.

If life gave you an amazingly large snake with a large appitite for human meat....

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