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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sinopoli32
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Nomad

if life gives u a double post...

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

post 45 more times to irritate the mods.

If life gives you purple macaroni... (tastes just the same as normal, but looks disgusting.)

sinopoli32
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sinopoli32
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Nomad

sell it to a starving person
if life made u eat it however....

dvfddd
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dvfddd
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Scribe

eat it if your eyes closed
if life makes you wake up early...

wipe42
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Nomad

Go to school.

If life dosent like you.... (This was the first post made here ha)

Armourknight
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Nomad

Stuff it.

If life tries to murder you..

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

die!

if life gives you a wife....

Armourknight
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Nomad

Kill her!

If life gives you a table..

Koochman21
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Nomad

Hit it with a baseball bat and watch how far it flies!

If life is only an illusion...

Koochman21
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Nomad

Go party!

If life gives you a beautifil wife, but no money...

Armourknight
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Nomad

Sell your wife!

If life give you a barbie doll (LOL)

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

give it to yuor dog!

if I give you a barbie doll
(thank me please)

Koochman21
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Nomad

I use it to wipe my a-s-s after taking a s'hi't

If life is like in harry potter...

evilsmilyface
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Peasant

Run around in circles yelling "it's real! It's real!!!"


If life gives you a Mcdonalds apple pie......

fractalman
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I'd simply eat it.

if life gives you a calculus textbook...

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