I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
They say gold doesn't taste that well, but it looks good, so i sell it for a bazillion trillion billion zillion yillion (what's a yillion?) EUROs (as i live in Europe)
If life made everyone on the world but you and one randomly chosen woman die a terrible death in front of your eyes... (dont forget that another survivor, a woman is right next to you, maybe you can...)
If life gave you eternal life AND complete invincibility... (dont forget you will NEVER, EVER die, this can give problems when you're older... You cannot get yourself killed.)
