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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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firetail_madness
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Um o.O Why is this still alive

DamagedFox
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DamagedFox
71 posts
Nomad

Kill yourself.

If life gives you a YT1300 freighter. (Lawl to Googlers)

SoulHack117
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SoulHack117
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Nomad

Blow up the Death Star.

If life gives you a furry fetish...

SoulHack117
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Nomad

Be a closet genius.

If live gives you 100 million dollars, but you can only buy hentai manga with it...

Armourknight
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Armourknight
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Nomad

Buy hentia manga and sell it..

If life gives you a hobo..

playaholic
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playaholic
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Farmer

make it work for you

if life give you a d*ck,a brain and only enough blood for one thing.....

SoulHack117
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Nomad

Go "Well... been fun..." and pull the plug.

If life gave you Obama as president... oh wait...

If life gave you a Fox pet, and you could have it for ever, if you flipped off the first person you saw...

Zaichik
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Zaichik
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Steal the fox pet anyway, never mind about the flipping.

If life gave you 2 bottles of rum, of which one is poisoned..

Armourknight
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Armourknight
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Nomad

drink one and hope for the best.

If life gave you a hill made of smelly dung..

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

sell it to a random guy and tell him it's a new kind of chocolate.

If life gave you a LEGO man that actually lived... (so he can control himself)

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

whoops, wrong page.

My answer was: eat it.
The wish is still the same.

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

throw it in the washing mashine.

If life made some random guy come to you and kidnap you, made that guy walk around in the center of your city and he would kill everyone he sees in front of your eyes... (you have no way of defending yourself, please do not be shy and tell me, how would you react in WORDS AND EMOTIONS in real life?)

(i know the grammar for that 'if life' is bad but it wouldn't really fit)

DavidLS
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I would cry.

If life gives you a Nintendo Wii?

Koochman21
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Koochman21
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Nomad

meh i would trade it, maybe for some vdeo card for my pc xD very weak tho...

If life cuts your arms and legs...

R4000
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R4000
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Nomad

(can... can i have the Wii?)

i would probably not survive, but if i do, i'll get some fake arms and legs. (i know they aren't called that but i forgot what those were called)

If life gave you a card game...

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