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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Lieutenut
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I would burn it and use the ashes to cover my skin in darkness, so I can hunt Math objects in the night.

If life gives you genital warts.

playaholic
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whata you gonna do?

if life gives you life.....

Koochman21
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but with amazing talent. Just look at MJ and Susan boyles, they are not cuties, but they are hugely talented.

If life makes you blind...

Zega
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Peasant

Ignore the blindness.

If life gives you a sexy wife.

Armourknight
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Nomad

Do what you want with her

If life is an apple..

playaholic
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Farmer

dont eat it!!!

if life gives you a chance......

Armourknight
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Nomad

Take it!

If life gave you 3 trillion dollars..

Koochman21
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Nomad

Then i would invent the tiolet paper made from dollars xD

If life sends you to another dimension...

dev1994
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Nomad

something bowes it up?

if life give you a Golden apple (from Gods tree)

R4000
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They say gold doesn't taste that well, but it looks good, so i sell it for a bazillion trillion billion zillion yillion (what's a yillion?) EUROs (as i live in Europe)

If life made everyone on the world but you and one randomly chosen woman die a terrible death in front of your eyes...
(dont forget that another survivor, a woman is right next to you, maybe you can...)

R4000
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However, if you're a girl, the survivor will be a man.

R4000
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Nomad

commit suicide. (or re-invent Internet)

If life gave you eternal life AND complete invincibility...
(dont forget you will NEVER, EVER die, this can give problems when you're older... You cannot get yourself killed.)

Thomas1st2
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when you grow older and want to die pray to God to take you eternal life away and then kill youself

If life gives you a the entire universe

R4000
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(sorry, but as i said, not even God can take it away. It can NEVER be taken away. Now that you know that, let's retry)

If life gave me the entire universe... I'd well, tell the ppl in the Universe that im their leader then i'd um... well... lead them! I don't know! >.>

If life gave you eternal life and invincibility...
(dont forget you CANNOT EVER TAKE it away, thisll give problems when youre older. You cant get yourself killed whatsoever.)

Lieutenut
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dam*

umm be sad then be determined to get rid of it >.<

If life gives you a small penis... o.O

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