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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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IcyIndia
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contemplate the idea of boredom.

If life gives you reality...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

claim it doesn't neccesairly exist for philosophy is so fun!

if life gives you a philosopher..

Thearmedgamer
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Thearmedgamer
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Peasant

then dump him in a dumpster

If life gives you a dumpster with a philosopher in it

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

wonder how a philosopher got in the dumpster

if life gives you a chance to think about why there is a philosopher in a dumpster

nSirNath
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nSirNath
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Nomad

Think about why a philosopher in a dumbster....

If life gives you a rubber chicken.....

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

trade it for a quick buck.

if life gave you a dragon.

manny6574
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manny6574
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Nomad

take photos for proof of them

if life castrates you..

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

you **** life with your non-working ********

if life gives you itself..

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

kill it.

if life turned you into a dragon slayer, and made sure i was in the general area of you when you woke up...

(my berserk button is killing dragons)

DeadlyVelociraptor
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3,415 posts
Nomad

then make a dragon genocide...

if life gives you a dead dragon...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

*starts glowing black* i'll give you 10 seconds...

Life: *flees at 1000 miles per second for 10 seconds, then stops*

DARK AURA! *teleports to life and unleashes a dark aura on him, finishing up with dark impulse*

Life: *gets owned and killed* X.X

if i gave you dead life...

webkinzlover7654
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haunt people with it

If life tells you the horrid truth..

TacoNinja27
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Nomad

tell life a horrider truth (i know it should be more horrid)

If life has your mother...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

let life keep it.

if life pissed you off...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

suicide

if life gives you a loaded gun and suicidal thoughts (don't just say suicide, be creative, do something else)

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