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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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TacoNinja27
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212 posts
Nomad

tell life a horrider truth (i know it should be more horrid)

If life has your mother...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

let life keep it.

if life pissed you off...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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DeadlyVelociraptor
3,415 posts
Nomad

suicide

if life gives you a loaded gun and suicidal thoughts (don't just say suicide, be creative, do something else)

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

make a clone of yourself, and kill him. suicide yet still alive ^.^

if life gives you stupidity.

TacoNinja27
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TacoNinja27
212 posts
Nomad

give it to someone else.

If life eats a apple...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

cry because he didn't share.

if life gave you a Subspace bomb...

Xenon911
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Xenon911
127 posts
Nomad

Don't get R.O.B.s, get a Wii.

if life gave you Justin Bieber...

jkmadman1
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jkmadman1
1,066 posts
Nomad

chuck a water bottle at him :P

if life gives a tooth...

supastick
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supastick
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Peasant

u throw it at someones face and get 10000 armor points XD
if life dies...

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
2,788 posts
Nomad

Tell it "SUCK IT!!"
if life gives you a watermelon and an air pump....

slayguy8
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slayguy8
718 posts
Peasant

BOOM!

if life gives u a cookie thats moldy

Xenon911
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Xenon911
127 posts
Nomad

sell it on ebay, they'll buy anything!

If life gives you a girlfriend...

nesanelf
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nesanelf
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Nomad

ditch her

If life gives you a mother a father and 2 parents...

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

Kill them and take there money
If life makes you the richest man no mater what forever..

deathopper
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Nomad

Make a huge pool dump the money there and swim forever. XD

If life gives you eternal intelligence....

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