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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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IcyIndia
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Give her a home and care for her; help her to be happy and content.

If life gives you sadness...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

cheer up and DANCE *dances* doo pi di du and how about you? *step dances*

oh and then kill yourself

if life gives you agony

IcyIndia
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Agony is such an elegant, intense, beautiful, tortured word.

Find a reason to endure it, to believe there is something more, and that it is possible to rise above it and live.

If life gives you betrayal

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

betray betrayal for betraying betrayal is the ultimate betrayal and thus makes an endless loop/ paradox of betrayals that can not be destroyed by anything except the betrayal of betrayal of betrayal and so on...

if life gives you a paradox (which is weird becuase paradoxes are problems in reality and existnce which makes absolutley no ****ing sense!)

IcyIndia
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If life gives you a paradox, go away and stop wasting your brain cells trying to figure it out.

If life gives you love...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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write a peom about it, thats what those people always do *chuckles inside my dark romm that I haven't left for a yera because I have no life *

if life gives you boredom

IcyIndia
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Nomad

contemplate the idea of boredom.

If life gives you reality...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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3,416 posts
Nomad

claim it doesn't neccesairly exist for philosophy is so fun!

if life gives you a philosopher..

Thearmedgamer
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then dump him in a dumpster

If life gives you a dumpster with a philosopher in it

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

wonder how a philosopher got in the dumpster

if life gives you a chance to think about why there is a philosopher in a dumpster

nSirNath
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nSirNath
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Think about why a philosopher in a dumbster....

If life gives you a rubber chicken.....

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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trade it for a quick buck.

if life gave you a dragon.

manny6574
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manny6574
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Nomad

take photos for proof of them

if life castrates you..

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Nomad

you **** life with your non-working ********

if life gives you itself..

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

kill it.

if life turned you into a dragon slayer, and made sure i was in the general area of you when you woke up...

(my berserk button is killing dragons)

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