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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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webkinzlover7654
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Nomad

make a machine that can do anything

If life gives you a terrible haircut

deathopper
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deathopper
1,564 posts
Nomad

Were a beautiful hat!

If life gives you eternal stupidity....

Microe
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Microe
842 posts
Nomad

Then use google

If life makes it rain while you are in a bus stop...

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
2,788 posts
Nomad

Get wet

If life will give you 2,000 bucks to strip on the spot and poo..

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

tell life to get a life.

if life gave you a choice between eternal power and common sense....

rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

choose power, cause who needs sense when u have power, really?

if life makes you the new chuck norris...

locoace3
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locoace3
15,053 posts
Nomad

make a new bruce lee to kill him...again


if life sends masterchief to kill and teabag you....

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

send Samus Aran to kick life's ***.

if life sent Samus Aran to hunt you down...

leegrace
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leegrace
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Nomad

i am ready to kill him


If life gives you a chance to be new USA President ?

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

*Watches Samus own Leegrace*

did ya know: Samus is a girl.

and screw the chance, i just want to be free.

if life owned you at chess...

nesanelf
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nesanelf
560 posts
Nomad

call my grandpa

If life told you to jump in a lake in hell while flying a kite.

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
2,788 posts
Nomad

DON'T

If life gives you lemons

Legenduninfected
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Legenduninfected
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Nomad

You squeeze Lemon juice in life's eyes.

If life gives you Black ops...

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

ask for white ops.

if life gives you a chance to transform into a dragon...

Legenduninfected
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291 posts
Nomad

YOU REFUSE.

If life gives you a pen and paper...

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