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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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webkinzlover7654
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Make money of tutoring

If life makes you a PB&J

DeadlyVelociraptor
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try to find a baseball bat for the ultimate combination lol :P

if life gives you an extra soul

webkinzlover7654
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Give it to Davy Jones

If live gives you 3 pregnante girraffes

DeadlyVelociraptor
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preserve the children from the up-coming extinction

If life gives you a barret .50 calliber loaded with armor piercing rounds, no scope...

webkinzlover7654
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buy a scope

if life gives you a brend new Frognek (the super hightec handheld that can do ANYTHING)...

IcyIndia
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DV, you're evil.

...Buy reality.

If life gives you some orange juice...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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splash it on your little brother and make him cry becuase DV is evil...

if life gives you an evil mind...

IcyIndia
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Try not to impersonate DV.

If life gives you a necklace...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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give it to a poor women who just wants some glitter in her life (see im not that evil?)

then shoot her... (ok maybe I am)

if life gives you a poor woman

IcyIndia
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Give her a home and care for her; help her to be happy and content.

If life gives you sadness...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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cheer up and DANCE *dances* doo pi di du and how about you? *step dances*

oh and then kill yourself

if life gives you agony

IcyIndia
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Agony is such an elegant, intense, beautiful, tortured word.

Find a reason to endure it, to believe there is something more, and that it is possible to rise above it and live.

If life gives you betrayal

DeadlyVelociraptor
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betray betrayal for betraying betrayal is the ultimate betrayal and thus makes an endless loop/ paradox of betrayals that can not be destroyed by anything except the betrayal of betrayal of betrayal and so on...

if life gives you a paradox (which is weird becuase paradoxes are problems in reality and existnce which makes absolutley no ****ing sense!)

IcyIndia
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If life gives you a paradox, go away and stop wasting your brain cells trying to figure it out.

If life gives you love...

DeadlyVelociraptor
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write a peom about it, thats what those people always do *chuckles inside my dark romm that I haven't left for a yera because I have no life *

if life gives you boredom

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