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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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LatinxAssassin
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614 posts
Nomad

I will make those delicious french fries with ketchup.

If life gives you immortality...

Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,319 posts
Templar

Always keep the gun, but don't be reckless.

If life gives you a backseat mod...

Krizaz
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2,388 posts
Nomad

You ban those people that disagree with you.

If life gives you a purpose...

master565
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Nomad

Ban all those who don't follow the rules

If life gives you lemons...

Osumnis
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Osumnis
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Shepherd

Ask someone to make something delicious with it for you.

If life gives you someone who can make something delicious for you by giving them lemonades...

spartandestroyer
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2,081 posts
Nomad

kill them and eat their ribs and lungs.

if life gives you an infection that gives you an exploding green penis...

DarkGamer99
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606 posts
Nomad

Than you're screwed


If Life Gives You Magical Powers

wccghtyz
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wccghtyz
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Nomad

Make yourself friends :'(

When life gives you a squishy bar of soap...

dechlan1
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dechlan1
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Nomad

You swear then eat the soap!

If life gives you a carrot..

DarkGamer99
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606 posts
Nomad

You put it on a Snow Men.

If Life Gives You A Hat

spartandestroyer
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2,081 posts
Nomad

sell it for 2 refined.

if life gives you a frying pan and a zombie apocalypse...

Doombreed
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Doombreed
7,024 posts
Templar

Curse life while trying to survive hitting zombies.

If life gives you HOMEWORK...

LatinxAssassin
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LatinxAssassin
614 posts
Nomad

I throw it to the trash and play on the computer.

If life gives you popularity...

bigjacob
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Farmer

Than dont abuse it and hope for the best.


If life gives you an afro...

xeano321
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You buzz it off and get a flat top.

Life gives you $1,000

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