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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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pickpocket
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Shepherd

shove it down ur sister throut!
if life gives u (this will be interesting) a hot girl...

pickpocket
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pickpocket
5,952 posts
Shepherd

ok, i was ninjad there, other reply ment for spantandestroyer

Patrick2011
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Templar

if life gives u (this will be interesting) a hot girl...


Get the **** out of there!

If life gives you a swear word...
pickpocket
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Shepherd

smack someone with the book, burn someone`s eyes out with the lamp and through the guns in the trash (no ammo)
if life gives u halo reach and call of duty black ops....

MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

sell them for cash. ^_^

If live gives you the image of god...

wccghtyz
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wccghtyz
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Nomad

Sell it for millions of dollars $)

If life gives you a giant purple waffle, but no giant green toaster...

MEGAMANXPERT
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Nomad

I sell it to a g.a.y. or l.e.s.b.i.a.n. who actually wants it (no offence to g.a.y. and l.e.s.b.i.a.n. people)

wccghtyz
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Nomad

^ You didn't say a "When life gives you..."

Here I'll continue:

When life gives you hands of steel...

Krizaz
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2,399 posts
Nomad

You punch objects angrily.


When life give you lemons...

wccghtyz
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wccghtyz
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Nomad

You squirt the juice in some one's eyes and scream "I am GARGANTUAR!"

When life gives you annoying people...

LatinxAssassin
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Nomad

I kick them out of Earth.

When life gives you apples...

dechlan1
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dechlan1
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Nomad

You make apple juice!
If life gives you potatoes..

LatinxAssassin
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Nomad

I will make those delicious french fries with ketchup.

If life gives you immortality...

Patrick2011
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Templar

Always keep the gun, but don't be reckless.

If life gives you a backseat mod...

Krizaz
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Nomad

You ban those people that disagree with you.

If life gives you a purpose...

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