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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sonicheroes95
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*watches the kyuubi basically destroy everyone around him, before running off to enjoy his freedom* sucks to be him.

as to the little kid, shoot him.

if life gave you a rampaging demon...

CrispyFox1337
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Nomad

You would call Professor X to summon it back to the Underworld!

If life killed your Grandma when it was her birthday, you...

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

... Hope you were in the will

If life gives you a broken record...

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

then pull a broken face.

if life gives you the ultimate team fortress 2 item...

Denchot
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Nomad

steal 1million more

if life gives your an bubblebutted gnat....

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

tell it "mobius is not a real country! you are a canadian with a big fat a$$!"

if life gives you 30 seconds to live...

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Then this thread is obsolete because life can't give you stuff anymore.

If life gave (before you killed it) you a shrubbery...

Denchot
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Nomad

**** life's children.

if life children start becoming zombies.....

Denchot
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Denchot
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Nomad

hooray for back & forthness!!

Then die quickly

If i am a jelly donut.....

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

then NOM NOM NOM!

if your only medic is an insane doctor who never has any idea if something is going to work and keeps a still alive severed spys head in his freezer...

Denchot
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Nomad

then i get a new medic a medics-r-us

if your bleeding like a sprinkler......

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

get the crazy medic around.

if your pet dove archimedes keeps eating people...

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

...then you should run to mexico because you are a wanted criminal

If life gives you an arm...

xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

then i had three arms and life in a freek show as the man with three arms.

if life gives you a black hole...

016Bramble
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Nomad

...then you should really stop playing stupid RPGs.

If life gives you either one marshmallow now or two later...

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