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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

...then you should run to mexico because you are a wanted criminal

If life gives you an arm...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

then i had three arms and life in a freek show as the man with three arms.

if life gives you a black hole...

016Bramble
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016Bramble
408 posts
Nomad

...then you should really stop playing stupid RPGs.

If life gives you either one marshmallow now or two later...

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

...They still get huge in the microwave.

If life gives you Alex Trebek...

mrTrippy
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mrTrippy
517 posts
Nomad

...then you have alot of answers in your hands

If life gives you a box of kittens...

Denchot
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Denchot
2,105 posts
Nomad

Then have a bar-b-que

if life give you a serial killer......

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

send it back for a refund!

if life gives you a masher 10 towns before you're supposed to get it...

bravehawk204
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bravehawk204
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Nomad

If life knocks you down get back up and knock life dow twice as hard.

mrTrippy
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mrTrippy
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Nomad

if life gives you a masher 10 towns before you're supposed to get it...

mrTrippy
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mrTrippy
517 posts
Nomad

The comment above was reposted because Bravehawk did it wrong.

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

if life gives you a masher 10 towns before you're supposed to get it...


Send it back in a FedEx flat-rate box.

If life gives you a tactical nuke...
LEAPretard
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1,328 posts
Nomad

explode it on an asteroid.


If life gives you a Tyrannasaurus rex...

Eclipse09
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Eclipse09
200 posts
Nomad

Make T-Rex steaks
If life gives you chuck norris

divy1324
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divy1324
433 posts
Nomad

make Chuck lame
so lame..
If life gives you counterfeit money...

endlessrampage73
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2,539 posts
Nomad

Sell it for real money.
If life gives you death...

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