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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

tell life to kill it's self.

if life gives you a smilie face....

Maverick4
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Peasant

Frown at the obvious problems with that.

If life decided not to give you anything...

shailajaisrani
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shailajaisrani
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Nomad

then get something from someone else. lol

if life gives u a can of pop....

acmed
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Nomad

shake it and give it to an enemy

if life gives you a Pokemon ball...

Maverick4
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6,800 posts
Peasant

Throw it at life screaming 'GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!!!'

If life goes on vacation...

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

RUN FOR YOUR DEATHS, IT'S A MONSTER! ... ok, let's not run.

anyway, if life made you play a game that's basically.... something so evil that Kaizo mario world is twice as easy?

Maverick4
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Peasant

Act confused at not knowing what kaizo Mario World is.

If life got audited...

spartandestroyer
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Nomad

die.

if life gives you an infinite map and then screws it over so that the entire world is made of blocks and crap...

Muncher
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Muncher
132 posts
Nomad

don't eat the crap

if life gives you two dollars?

acmed
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acmed
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Nomad

Give one to the homeless

If like gives you a pogo stick...

Xenon911
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127 posts
Nomad

go after Osama with it...oh wait, too late

If life gives you Drew Carey...

slayguy8
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718 posts
Peasant

laugh your a$$ off

if life gives you kesha...

Xenon911
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Nomad

cancel and call for Ke$ha

If life gives you the opportunity to build anything in a day.

(btw: i think its kind of ironic that slayguy8 put dollar signs in a$$ but didn't in Ke$ha)

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

build the perfect prank.

if life gave you one naruto uzumaki to look after...

slayguy8
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Peasant

[quote]btw: i think its kind of ironic that slayguy8 put dollar signs in a$$ but didn't in Ke$ha)

irony is my goal and it the word would be blocked if it was s's not $'s

....kill it

if life gives you a little kid...

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