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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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supermape123
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supermape123
430 posts
Nomad

You beat the widow maker.
If life dislocates your ear...

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,439 posts
Jester

You use the other.
If life gives you air...

endlessrampage73
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endlessrampage73
2,539 posts
Nomad

Use it to breathe.
If life gives you radioactivity...

1138
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1138
173 posts
Nomad

Do not drink it.

If life gives you quadrillions.

divy1324
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divy1324
433 posts
Nomad

sell it and be a hobo

If life gives you a broken bike...

acmed
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acmed
3,517 posts
Nomad

Give it to your friend and tell him to do a ramp jump.

If life gives you the ability to fly...

endlessrampage73
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endlessrampage73
2,539 posts
Nomad

Punch your boss and fly to another state to find a better job

If life gives you 999% more gravity....

acmed
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acmed
3,517 posts
Nomad

Climb the Eiffel Tower and drop a bowling ball. (:

If life gives you a forum game...

endlessrampage73
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endlessrampage73
2,539 posts
Nomad

Get addicted to it.

If life gives you a nuke...

LEAPretard
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LEAPretard
1,328 posts
Nomad

give it to the government...


if life gives you a New Computer...

xeano321
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xeano321
3,151 posts
Farmer

Sell the old one.

If life gives you a moutain...

1138
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1138
173 posts
Nomad

get fat by drinking it.

If life kills you...

divy1324
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divy1324
433 posts
Nomad

Claim you are his boss and take over the world!!!!! MUAHAHAHA

If life took away your armor games account...

Unkown
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Unkown
958 posts
Nomad

Make a new one

If life gives you Diabetes...

divy1324
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divy1324
433 posts
Nomad

Give it back.
If life gives you an unfixable brain tumor

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