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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Sparkytrick1
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Nomad

say that you like them.

If life gives you nothing...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

eat cake for breakfast.

if life gives you chainsaw zombies,

Turtelman1234
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Turtelman1234
2,911 posts
Nomad

GTFO in the other direction.

If life gives you a bathroom in the middle of nowhere...

IfYouInsist
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IfYouInsist
259 posts
Nomad

use it.

If life gives you a gun...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

shoot somebody and blame the president.
if life gives you a lawsuit,

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

Barf.

If life gives you SCP 294...
[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294]

GhostOfMatrix
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GhostOfMatrix
15,595 posts
Herald

Click a link to find out what that is.

If life gives you a box of apples...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,231 posts
Jester

eat them and explode.

if life gives you a cake,

ichigo773
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ichigo773
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Nomad

Make it into apple juice!

if life gave Justin Bieber

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

cut "her" tongue and feed it to some animals then burn "her" alive!

if life makes you a loser

rivercrab01
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rivercrab01
1,242 posts
Nomad

Make sure to lose at losing.

If life hates you...

RikJimmy00
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RikJimmy00
240 posts
Nomad

give her a hug

if life takes you to Hawaii

Oblitr8
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Oblitr8
162 posts
Nomad

enjoy the vacation while it lasts

If life seems unfair...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

then make sure the whole world know that.

if life gives you a crazyu maniac sister hitting you with a rubberized stick *cough cough JAYLENE*

Subject403
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Nomad

shoot her.
If life gives you a small..... johnson...

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