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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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StormWalker
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Jester

sneeze.

if life gives you dental floss,

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

I'll say: " Thanks! sure it's useful!"


If life cuts your head

Oblitr8
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Oblitr8
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Nomad

Make something out of it

If life gives you too much

Oblitr8
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Nomad

Make sure it is not brightly colored

I wish for Ninjutsu skills

Electees
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Electees
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Nomad

Go in Japan and found Otaku

If life gives you a Super-duper power of Trees...

Oblitr8
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Oblitr8
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Nomad

Go to Narnia

If life gives you lightsaber

Electees
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Electees
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Nomad

Go kill bad guys


If life gives you Earth

Chryosten
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Herald

I will rule it with an iron fist.

If life gives you superhero powers.

StormWalker
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Jester

use them

if life gives you cat sandwiches,

Waldorf
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Archduke

I will give'em to StormWalker as a gift! :P

If life gives you a fat ugly rich girl friend...

Chryosten
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Herald

I steal all her money after marrying her. Then dump her into the slums.

If life gives you infinite lives...

MrStuff
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Nomad

Do whatever you want.

If life gives you a dollar...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

Then I would ask the final phoenix: "Did you ever hear anything about AG forum rules?"

If life gives you the chance to give Steve Jobs another chance to live...

MrStuff
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Nomad

Bring him back, of course!

If life kicks you in the shin...

Chryosten
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Herald

I kick MrStuff in the stomach.

If life gives you chocolates...

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