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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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bicola1
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you necro it

if life gives you lemons... and squashed them... in front of your face... and makes apple juice which life then sells on ebay...

GhostOfMatrix
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Herald

Make money.

If life gives you a coffee machine...

EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Trade it on Craigslist until you get a fancy car.

If life gives you an empty waterbottle...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

You drink from it.

If life gives you melons...

StormWalker
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Jester

throw them at a wall and stare at the resulting wreckage.
if life gives you a frog...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

You sell it to a frenchman.

If life gives you a toad...

d_dude
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Peasant

Kill it with a brick.

If life gives you a combustible lemon launcher....

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

You find someone who's life had given him lemons.

aggazaggashoofoo
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aggazaggashoofoo
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Nomad

launch a combustible lemon at the white house.

if life gives you a moldy piece of cheese...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

If life gives you a guy who got doubly ninja'd XD.

I throw the cheese at a guys mouth.

If life gives you Life gives you...

aggazaggashoofoo
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Nomad

you complete the sentence.

if life gives you insane pikachu...

StormWalker
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Jester

run away.

if life givs you a fuzzy slipper...

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

Anthropomorphize it until you fear it.

If life gives you the zombie virus...

Patrick2011
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Templar

Disprove it by calling it a meme.

If life gives you under 9000 users...

Sparkytrick1
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Nomad

You aren't minecraft.

If life gives you a tree...

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