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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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UltimateLolwut
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Shepherd

...I paint it as blue and make a Sonic cosplay.

If life gives you time to think what to say in a "If life gives you..."game...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Say

If life gives you eternal light...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Duke

I laugh at it and say: "Bull shine! That's all lie!"

If life gives you the ability of "True Sight"...

dragonhunter422
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Nomad

use it to your own good!

if life gives a penny.....

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Convert it into dollars.

If life gives you a fire...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Duke

I lend it to you, maybe you become Lightfire after aeons of darkness!

If life gives you a Masonic Lodge...

divy1324
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Nomad

Throw gummy bears at it.
If life gives you a pre-chewed burger...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I apologise to life and dump whatever I used to stab life.

If life gave you a rampaging dinosaur...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Duke

Take a photo of it and use it as my new armatar!

If life gives you a diet and you just lose 11 lb in 5 weeks. (just like me )

dragonhunter422
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Nomad

take the batteries out of the scale.

If life gives you a falcon....

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Transform it into Captain Falcon.

If life gives you a racecar

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Duke

Make magic poisonous lemonade with it! =))))))))))) lol
And invite Darkfire45 and Turtelman1234 and some other friends to a lemonade party! >
Turn all of them into the strange creatures!

If life gives you a glass of magic poisonous lemonade!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Give it to a test subject to drink it.

If life gave you a test subject...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Make a cat lick him to death.

If life gives you Darkfire45 constantly being put in the wish thread and this thread mostly because of his cool name...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Ignore it, since it's me they're using.

If life gives you masterofexitpath as a pet...

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