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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Chryosten
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Herald

I tell him to come back another time.

If life gives you oranges...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Watch a movie.

If life gives you Darkfire45 as a real-life friend...

MrStuff
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MrStuff
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Nomad

Use it.

If life gives you homework...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Do it. After some time procrastinating

If life gives you a homeless person...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

I ask Darkfire45 to share his room with him!

If life gives you a fascist and totalitarianist government!

Alexistigerspice
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Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

Let out your inner non-conformist and start riots in the street!

If life gives you a banana peel...

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

give it to a monkey, they will get mad.
if life gives you a gaming website...

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

Play it through your headphones 'till your brain turns to mush.

If life gives you a reason to scratch...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Resist it.

If life gives you life gives you life gives you life gives you lfie gives you...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I tell it to get to the point.

If life gives you a puppy...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

keep it as your pet.

if life gives you a nuclear bomb...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

put it in the neighbor's house.

If life gives you spiky hair...

UltimateLolwut
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Shepherd

...I paint it as blue and make a Sonic cosplay.

If life gives you time to think what to say in a "If life gives you..."game...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Say

If life gives you eternal light...

Waldorf
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Archduke

I laugh at it and say: "Bull shine! That's all lie!"

If life gives you the ability of "True Sight"...

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