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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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sensanaty
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Nomad

If live gives you an iphone with Steve's sign engraved on it!


Use it for selfish reasons.
If life gives you to re-live Hue Hefners life...
masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

dont.

If life gives you Bismark...

StormWalker
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StormWalker
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Jester

ask if its a city somewhere. (i forgot.)
if life gives you congruency,

greenpeople2007
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greenpeople2007
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Nomad

Shrug it off, it's too apathetic.

If life gives you a Zune...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Give it on to someone else.

If life gives you lemonade...

greenpeople2007
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greenpeople2007
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Nomad

Drink up yalls

If life gives you nothing...

ScouseWarrior
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ScouseWarrior
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Nomad

Turn it into something

If life gives you a girlfriend...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Send it back to where it came from.

If life gives you a pirate ship...

null13
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null13
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Peasant

Put a cannon on it.

If life gives you a stickmen's body...

greenpeople2007
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greenpeople2007
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Nomad

Live life fancy.

If life give you a shotgun...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Shoot stuff with it.

If life gives you a mini gun.

MegaIPOD
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MegaIPOD
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Shepherd

Become Arnold Schezwagger XD

If live isolates you ...

null13
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null13
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Peasant

Do something about it.

If life gives you a magic wand...

ScouseWarrior
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Nomad

Give it to Harry Potter
If life gives you a parachute

null13
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null13
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Peasant

Skydive.

If life gives you a Tv...

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