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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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MegaIPOD
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MegaIPOD
421 posts
Shepherd

Give it to a Hobo.

If life suicides... (This is gonna be good)

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

I'll send flowers for his gf!

If life kisses you!

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Wear poison on your lips.

If life crushes your toe...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Demand it for compensation.

If life gives you bankruptcy...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

I'll cry and join the anti wall street protests!

If life stabs you 20 times and shoot you 5 times...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Stag it back.

If life gives you a wish...

greenpeople2007
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greenpeople2007
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Nomad

Wish for a million wishes

If life give you pants...

MegaIPOD
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MegaIPOD
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Shepherd

Become FancyPants!

if life gives you an Underwear..

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Become FancyUnderwear.

If life gives you clothing...

bigboned
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bigboned
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Nomad

Become FancyClothing

If life gives you pasta...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

Become FancyPasta! ))))))))

If life gives you something that can not be fancy!

buldu
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buldu
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Peasant

swear.

If life gives you a pencil...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Become FancyPencil.


If life gives you eraser...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

=))))))))))))))))))))
Sure I become FancyEraser!

If life gives you a hot pink thong!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Make lemonade and sell it for 50 cents.

If life gives you GLaDOs...

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