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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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ShaneU2Death
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ShaneU2Death
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Nomad

pull the trigger

If life gives you three heads, four eyeballs, and 8 limbs...

Sadowassassian113
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Sadowassassian113
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Peasant

Give them to ur wife

If life give u a sand casle...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Knock it down for the fun of it.

If life gives you a castle...

recneps1337
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recneps1337
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Nomad

then live in it

if life gives you a book

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Read it.

If life gives you an internet filter...

recneps1337
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recneps1337
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Nomad

the distroy the filter for an unhindered internet

if life gives you a computer

SquirrelMaster0282
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SquirrelMaster0282
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Nomad

go onto AG

if life gives you a CD

recneps1337
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recneps1337
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Nomad

burn music on it
if life distroys armorgames

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Head onto other stuffs...

If life gives you a burning house...

SquirrelMaster0282
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SquirrelMaster0282
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Nomad

let it burn ) :<

if life gives you a third foot...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Get surgery.

If life gives you a surgeon...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

Watch porn anyway.



If life gives you Darkfire45...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

That would be physically impossible as you can't give myself to me.

If life gives you power over life and death...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Die after 2000 years because that's really too much.


If life gives you derp.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Go herp back.

If life gives you a pet zombie.

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