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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Waldorf
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Archduke

Make her my slave! >

If life gives a little statue of Darkfire45!

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Call Darkfire45 too see it.
Then put it in the AG museum


If life gives you old Darkfire 45 AKA Voidmagma90

Waldorf
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Archduke

Cast a very strong spell on him and trap him in an ice cube!


If life traps you in an ice cube!

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Melt it with my Pyropowers.

If life gives you a paradoxxxxxxxaskla;sdasjflas reea;lrkjas das da a fatal error has occured at "wootver9000" system crash imminent al;skdjasldjasldsdgasdfl;klkjklk;sdjgsdl;.....df..fsdhgd...hfg........hgfh.................hf.....wr.we...r.ytr.y.fg...fd....d....j.....mm........m............m..........................BOOM

Chryosten
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Herald

Fix the paradox.

If life gives you control over the 4 elements...

masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Pick air/earth and become AirEarth45.

Waldorf
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Archduke

Pick water and fire and become Icefire45!

If life gives you a temple with 45 fire places with 45 flames of dark fire in each of them...

KatEyes
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KatEyes
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Nomad

Then burn it down

If life gives you a Guinea Pig...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Eat it.

If life gives you bees...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Leave the bees alone.

If life gives you WWIII...

SquirrelMaster0282
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Nomad

just give it back

if life gives you a penguin with six legs

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
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Nomad

Chop off 4 and eat them.

If life gives you a gun to the boot to the head...

ShaneU2Death
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Nomad

pull the trigger

If life gives you three heads, four eyeballs, and 8 limbs...

Sadowassassian113
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Peasant

Give them to ur wife

If life give u a sand casle...

Chryosten
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Herald

Knock it down for the fun of it.

If life gives you a castle...

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