I'm bring back "If life gives you" The original thread was deleted through a glitch.
This is how you play: The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.
EXAMPLE: #1 - If life gives you lemons #2 - Make lemonade. If life breaks your computer... #3 - Sue life. If life destroys your car...
And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.
Rules - 1) All answers must be at least 3 words long. 2) No spam. 3) Nothing inappropriate. 4) Forum rules still apply.
I'll start:
If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...
Go on a rampage killing every single person i see (except family) and when the police get me i murder everyone in jail If life gives you a small country...
Give it to Marie Calendars so they can make yummy lemon meringue pie for you. Well, actually... it would probably only be like, an eight of a pie or fourth or something.... but you get the point.
