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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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F1reBurn1ng
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F1reBurn1ng
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Nomad

I'll learn to speak and understand German so that I can ask whatever I want from life.

If life gives you everything that you like/love...

XxDaProxX
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XxDaProxX
88 posts
Nomad

Then marry it

if life tries to make you a superhero...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Refuse and ask to be a supervillan.

If life gives you a bank robbery...

sensanaty
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sensanaty
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Nomad

Accept it and pray to some deity you don't get screwed

If life gives you lemons...

Alexistigerspice
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Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

You crash it into a tree then attempt to hide the evidence o.0
If life gives you a bad sunflower seed...:P

happyfacedoggy
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happyfacedoggy
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Nomad

Spit it out and smash it with a hammer.

If life gives you a broken nose...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Fix it up with MAGIC!!!

If life gives you StormWalker...

sensanaty
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sensanaty
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Nomad

Say hi to him/it and befriend him/it

If life gives you nothing...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Rage at it!

If life gives you a notebook which can kill people just by writing their name in it...

happyfacedoggy
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happyfacedoggy
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Nomad

shreak at the top of your lungs and grab a knife... and, well you know what happens next

If life gives you death...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Use the opposite maker and turn it into life.

If life gives you a young girl...

coleslaw35
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coleslaw35
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Nomad

Return her.
If life gives you vodka...

XxDaProxX
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XxDaProxX
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Nomad

Drink it in a way.
If life makes you rich...

BoredMartian
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Nomad

Take it for advantage.

If life isn't very nice....

XxDaProxX
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XxDaProxX
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Nomad

Dont be nice to life

if life gives you whatever you want...

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