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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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notinthepie3
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Kill one and tell life to stop overloading you with work.

If life gives you a heart shaped hot dog...

notinthepie3
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Like this (scroll down a little bit) http://overthecrescentmoon.blogspot.com/2009/02/heart-shaped-hot-dogs.html

aamer13
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eat it

if life duplicate himself

notinthepie3
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Nomad

Ask life why the heck it did that.

If life gives you a really fat kitty...

stephenking
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Nomad

Pet it. (I would know. I have one!)

If life gives you coffee...

SuperKruddKid
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Farmer

Throw it at life.

If life gave you the ugliest woman in the world...

stephenking
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Nomad

Give to life and say, "I found you a girlfriend."

If life gives you a sports car...

aamer13
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screw life for not giving you the keys

if life gave you keys to a sport car but it didnt give you a sport car

stephenking
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Nomad

Sell it on Ebay.

If life gives you a cup of tea...

aamer13
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Nomad

drink it

if life gives you stephan kings life..

stephenking
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stephenking
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Nomad

Kill me.

If life gives you a cell phone...

notinthepie3
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655 posts
Nomad

Say omg wow so much irony that is all that I want seriously.

If life gives you Chewbacca...

aamer13
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Nomad

chew the chew bacca

if life gives you non chewable chewbacca

coleslaw35
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Return him to the Pound.

If life makes you have a heart attack...

notinthepie3
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Go to the hospital.

If life gives you a goat burger...

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