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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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stephenking
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Take it.

If life gives you Tylenol...

notinthepie3
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Give it to someone who needs it.

If life gives you a flute...

stephenking
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Play some music.

If life gives you a friend...

notinthepie3
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Thank life for being so kind.

If life gives you E.T....

aamer13
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make a movie

if life gives you aforum........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

coleslaw35
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Make it a hot topic.

If life kicks you in the balls

aamer13
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kick it again

if life gives you spam..............................................................................................................................

sensanaty
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Call in the mod squad

If life gives you invisibility..

aamer13
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aamer13
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pull pranks

if life gives you life

stephenking
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Thank life.

If life gives you zombies...

notinthepie3
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notinthepie3
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Buy a chainsaw.

If life gives you bad breath...

aamer13
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kill life

if live gives you 2 lives to live at the same time ....

notinthepie3
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Kill one and tell life to stop overloading you with work.

If life gives you a heart shaped hot dog...

notinthepie3
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Like this (scroll down a little bit) http://overthecrescentmoon.blogspot.com/2009/02/heart-shaped-hot-dogs.html

aamer13
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eat it

if life duplicate himself

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