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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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notinthepie3
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O gosh.. that was... honestly that was terrible stephen. In my eyez thats a fail, but just to me..

Use it to buy a jar of mayo.

If life gives you homework...

stephenking
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O gosh.. that was... honestly that was terrible stephen. In my eyez thats a fail, but just to me..
I don't go to Broadway, so don't blame me.

Tell life your dog ate it.

If life gives you some points...
notinthepie3
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Nomad

I don't go to Broadway, so don't blame me.


I was talking about the whole American Idiot-Idiot thing... uh nvm.

Ask life what kind of points they are and if you can use them to buy stuff at chucky cheeses.

If life gives you a grilled cheese sandwich..
SuperKruddKid
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Farmer

Txt ur Bff.

If life gives you a turkey on Christmas...

stephenking
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Nomad

Tell life it's a good Christmas present.

If life gives you lemonade...

notinthepie3
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655 posts
Nomad

TEL IT TO STOP BEING SO DANG CONFUZZLED.

If LiFe GiVeS yOu BaRnEy...

stephenking
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Nomad

Kill Barney.

If life gives you a pencil...

SuperKruddKid
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SuperKruddKid
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Farmer

Write an obituary for life.

If life gives you stephenking as a brother...

stephenking
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stephenking
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Nomad

Be nice to your twin.

If life gives you a hat...

aamer13
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Nomad

make him a sister

if life gives you stephanking as a sister...

aamer13
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aamer13
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Nomad

if life get you ninjad alot

ninjad life back

stephenking
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Nomad

Hey, I'm male. Unless I got biology wrong.

SuperKruddKid
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Farmer

yeah you probably did.

But if life gives you a . ...

stephenking
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Nomad

Ask life what it is.

If life gives you a company...

aamer13
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Nomad

name it coke

if life gives you a small bladder and puts you in a world with no bushes or washrooms...

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