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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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stephenking
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2,413 posts
Nomad

(You know) on life.

If life gives you watermelons...

aamer13
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aamer13
2,568 posts
Nomad

eat it

if life gives you a big bladder...

stephenking
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stephenking
2,413 posts
Nomad

Don't use it.

If life gives you a gift...

aamer13
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aamer13
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Nomad

sell it on ebay

if life gives you 1 quarter of a corterric...

stephenking
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stephenking
2,413 posts
Nomad

Sell the coterric on Ebay (I know what it is)

If life gives you a forum talking about if live gives you something...

coleslaw35
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coleslaw35
288 posts
Nomad

Bump it

If life farts in your face...

stephenking
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stephenking
2,413 posts
Nomad

Give life a nice stab in the rear.

If life gives you bacon...

notinthepie3
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notinthepie3
655 posts
Nomad

Feed it to a pig.

If life gives you a song stuck in your head...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Keep listening to it in my head until I get sick of it and forget it.

If life gives you a massive earthquake...

aamer13
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aamer13
2,568 posts
Nomad

jump up

if life gives you spam...

endlessrampage73
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endlessrampage73
2,539 posts
Nomad

Report Life to a mod and get Life banned.

If life gives you immortality...

aamer13
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aamer13
2,568 posts
Nomad

go find life and kill and say its not chrismas yet

if life gives you snata

recneps1337
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recneps1337
453 posts
Nomad

you say red dude gimme stuff

if life gives you a pizza...

Alexistigerspice
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Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

You throw it at someone annoying.
If life gives you AIDs...

recneps1337
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recneps1337
453 posts
Nomad

then i put them to work

if life gives you a name that you cant pronounce

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