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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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recneps1337
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453 posts
Nomad

you say red dude gimme stuff

if life gives you a pizza...

Alexistigerspice
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1,502 posts
Farmer

You throw it at someone annoying.
If life gives you AIDs...

recneps1337
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recneps1337
453 posts
Nomad

then i put them to work

if life gives you a name that you cant pronounce

aamer13
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aamer13
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Nomad

dont pronouce it

if life forces you to never do anything again, like talking ,moving or forum posting...

Alexistigerspice
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Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

Give it the finger and do it anyway.
If life gives you sweet tea...

stephenking
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stephenking
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Nomad

Sell it to a bartender.

If life gives you dinner...

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Make the "T" Into an "L".

If life notices the similarities with "T" and "I"...

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Uh, Ninja'd!

Eat it for breakfast

If Life eats Death you...

stephenking
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stephenking
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Nomad

Totally off-topic and not following rules.

If life gives you a present for Christmas...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Open it up and hope that it doesn't suck.

If life gives you a flower...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

sniff it and hope there isnt a bee in it.

if life gives you a bad grade...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,383 posts
Herald

Hide it and hope my parents don't see.

If life gives you magic...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

study your skills to be a super hero or a super villain.

if life gives you atomic waste...

farrowking37
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farrowking37
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Nomad

Die of radiation

If life gives you a flock of llamas...

Chryosten
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Herald

Send them back to Peru.

If life gives you a life sentence.

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