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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Chryosten
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Herald

Modify it to become a Waldorf killer gun. And then use it.

If life gives you a Death Note...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

you would kill anything, including yourself!

if you could create your own planet far away in an other universe...

bryceop
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bryceop
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Nomad

you would die.

if life runs out of lemons.

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

Find a way to make lemonade with apples or oranges and call it applade or orangade!

If life turns you into a little pink fluffy creature...

Mort_Kawasaki
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Nomad

You should cuddle yourself!
If life makes you think life itself is inexistent...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Counter it's statement.

If life gives you a bomb...

j_c_mooncity
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Nomad

Jump on it for coins. (This is mario land, right)

When life gives you a stolen princess...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Rescue her.

If life hurls a rock at you...

j_c_mooncity
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Nomad

Roll with it.

If life gives you a mattress...

StormWalker
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Jester

hide your dead bodies in it.

if life gives you a half filled cup of water,

j_c_mooncity
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j_c_mooncity
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Nomad

you're an optimist.

If life gives you a half full bottle of emptyness...

Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
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Nomad

You drink it all.
If life summons death...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

become his friend to live forever.

if you can create your own planet like a god...

Mort_Kawasaki
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Nomad

Then you should follow the rules and begin your sentence with " if life"
If life gives you fire...

bryceop
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Nomad

bring marshmallows

if life gives you 5 seconds to live.

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