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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

Have sex with a hom.


If life makes you evil...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

be the emperor of the world!!!

if life gives you a second head without a brain...

lorcharlie984
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lorcharlie984
65 posts
Nomad

Get it surgically removed!

If life makes you have a stroke...

lorcharlie984
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lorcharlie984
65 posts
Nomad

Kill them. (I have not)

If life gives you an 'If life gives you...' quote...

lorcharlie984
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lorcharlie984
65 posts
Nomad

Steal from life

If life gives you cake....

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

I'll give it back to life
I don't use alcohol and things that can give me hangovers!

If life gives you "Merry Horusmas" instead of "merry christmas"

lorcharlie984
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lorcharlie984
65 posts
Nomad

I'll be very confused.

If life gives you a child...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Cheer at my first sticky. Silently.

IF life gives you a undead horse...

lorcharlie984
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lorcharlie984
65 posts
Nomad

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

If life gives you 3 days' worth of extra time to spend...

TRUdog
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TRUdog
1,031 posts
Nomad

Skyrim, Skryrim, Skyrim.

If life gives you a cat with rabies...

tinyb0b
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tinyb0b
300 posts
Nomad

throw it at life.

if life almost kills you...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Archduke

I take my time to regen some HP!

If life tells you: Puis-je vous aider? (means: may I help you?)

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

start responding in Chinese

if life holds you at gunpoint...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

Hold the gun at lifepoint.

If life gives you a Zig...

DevilishConcoction
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DevilishConcoction
486 posts
Nomad

Wear a mask.

If life stabs you with something...

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