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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

start responding in Chinese

if life holds you at gunpoint...

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

Hold the gun at lifepoint.

If life gives you a Zig...

DevilishConcoction
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DevilishConcoction
486 posts
Nomad

Wear a mask.

If life stabs you with something...

Waldorf
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Waldorf
726 posts
Duke

cut'em all I always have lots of sharp things with me! >

If life insults you!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Do the same thing to it as it wasn't very nice.

If life censors everything you say...

deathbot
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deathbot
65 posts
Peasant

I WOULD KILL LIFE AND THE MOVIE

If life gave you a computer that blows up in 2 seconds...

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,383 posts
Herald

Quickly throw it away.

If life gives you a very annoying spammer...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

kill him with a ban hammer.

if life gives you thousands bee stings from killer bees...

Webby33
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Webby33
28 posts
Nomad

Smash the room, then blame the elephant.

If live gives you a battle with the grim reaper to save EVERYONE who died in 9/11's lives (including all the buildings)

pickpocket
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pickpocket
5,952 posts
Shepherd

bring an ak 47 to the battle
if life gives you a monkey that throws poo....

DevilishConcoction
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DevilishConcoction
486 posts
Nomad

Make sure its not dark chocolate, then eat it.
If life gives you a hill...

PerryKid
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PerryKid
1,269 posts
Nomad

Then become an adventurer

If life gives you a meme

Darktroop07
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Darktroop07
3,592 posts
Shepherd

Make him talk
If life gives you good looks

PerryKid
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PerryKid
1,269 posts
Nomad

Smooth talk someone into eating some fruitcake

If life gives you something.

F1reBurn1ng
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F1reBurn1ng
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Nomad

Make that something, everything.

If life gives you a cereal guy...

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