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MonsterBox
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Here's the story:


Do scenarios of robots malfunctioning, rebelling, or escaping from top secret labs strike fear into your heart? Dangerous robots come in many forms: from tiny insects to giant walking droids. Daniel H. Wilson teaches worried humans the keys to quashing a robot mutiny. From treating laser wounds to fooling face and gait recognition, besting robot logic to engaging in hand-to-pincher combat, Wilson covers every possible doomsday scenario facing the newest endangered species: humans. And with its thorough overview of current robot prototypes-including giant walkers, insect, dog, and snake robots-How to Survive a Robot Uprising is also a witty yet legitimate introduction to contemporary robotics.

NOW YOU REALIZE WHY WE MUST STOP THE EVIL ROBOTS BEFORE HUMANITY IS LOST FOREVER!!!!

1. List where robots can be found.

2. Where you can be safe.

3. How you can DESTROY THEM!

4. Anything else that's important to know.

(I'll add more as the thread grows)



http://www.hardlysquare.com/devins_images/no_robots_allowed.jpg

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wwefreak360
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pour like 50 bottles of water on them

MonsterBox
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water water water lol. they can dodge the water some robots like this:

OK so now we gotta think of ways to destroy robots that are this big:

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content08/bad-robot2.jpg

let's start of with artillery. anything to add?

SportsChamp
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pour like 50 bottles of water on them


I guess that wont work.

I would just take a baseball bat and freaking murk the crap out of them.
MonsterBox
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and trust me only using water isn't gonna destroy robots that are big as that one.

crimsonblade55
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You know this reminds me of a book I saw in a book store once.

http://www.robotsnob.com/pictures/howtosurvive.jpg

I think in real life by the time this technology exists so will so called E bombs aka EMP bombs which shut down electronics. I think that unless these things were controlled by robots that they could be used to take out a whole city of its electricity. On top of that there also things on a smaller scale like a new thing called a zapper that is in production that zaps a small pulse of electricity at a car engine shorting it out and shutting it down, which right now can be used to prevent suicide bombing attacks, but I could see how this could be used against possibly robots as well if used right.

firetail_madness
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I'm pretty sure nukes and atomic bombs will do the trick too...

crimsonblade55
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I'm pretty sure nukes and atomic bombs will do the trick too..


yeah while killing any nearby humans in the process.
firetail_madness
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yeah while killing any nearby humans in the process.


Evacuation to mars FTW
MonsterBox
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I'm pretty sure nukes and atomic bombs will do the trick too...


nah it's a little risky the nuke can kill like a ton of people if it's in city. you gotta lure the robot to some place where there is like no humans or anything... how about a big DESERT?
crimsonblade55
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nah it's a little risky the nuke can kill like a ton of people if it's in city. you gotta lure the robot to some place where there is like no humans or anything... how about a big DESERT?


I think using an E bomb would seem easier.
MonsterBox
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yeah i guess that would work but still we would need electronics to help defeat them.

Camoraz
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How about a rolling armored electricuting robot that has a self destruct button on the remote if it goes Haywire?

crimsonblade55
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How about a rolling armored electricuting robot that has a self destruct button on the remote if it goes Haywire?


How about a laser weapon from space? Unless it has a plasma shield its not invincible.(if it does then your screwed)
ComradeGamer
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Bring a T-95 tank and an AK47 you'l be fine.

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This thread was very informative. I feel safe now.
Except now I am scared of being overthrown by my toaster.

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