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I fly with a b-52 bomber filled with normal explosives, i go to full speed, i jump out using the parachute and let the bomber ram onto max the mega monster with full speed and blow.

I DO NOT like medieval thingys(that is why i chose the b-52).

OH and i also use the buddy's trebuchet, i fire myself onto max the mega monster's head stabbing him with a knife in his eye.(Even if i don't like medieval thingys this must do him some damage).

I first kill all the cattle I can find, then stack it in a big pile. I fill the corpses with iron spikes, coated in deadly nightshade and wasp eggs. When Max smells the delicous feast, he comes and eats them all up. The iron spikes rip apart his throat and stomach, gouging at his wital organs. The deadly nightshade poisons him and the wasp eggs hatch in his stomach. They sting they're way out, doing massive damage to Max's organ's again. The poisoned Max smashes to the floor, and I charge up with King Arthur and all the knights of the round table, and hack his head off. We rescue the ghost girl from his stomach, and her and I ride off into the sunset...

i get 50 catapults to launch flamin boulders at max then reload with 3 archers each and launch them through the ssmoke firing voley after volley of arrows and then kamikazee down max's throat stabbing poison tippped arrowx into his throat and heart

I use a golem to distract him while setting fire to his feet.

I use countless men to turn his attention there while i and 10 camouflaged elite commandos skydive onto his shoulders and start hitting his huge neck with all we got[knifes,swords,lightsabers(),grenades etc.]

But why did he stopped posting again? =D

Max the Mega Monster
Max: 13,800HP
Description: Max is smart. Stick with medieval themed ways to attack
Protection: Lightning rod, the army has moved on.
Weakness: still needs to be discovered
Immunities: max's immune system is now gaining slight immunities to most poisons.

doombreed: stop the double/ triple posting. but you deal 100 damage
obscure: 500 damage! nice plan! get a room.
jord: 300 damage, but poison will now be less effective on max.
hob: 100 damage, cause he stomps the fire out.
boombreed(again): dont post multiple attacks!


you guys are doing good!

OK but i use another attack:

i use 10,000 booby trapped Vickings all in some giant vehicles,holding smelling meat.Max smells it and starts eating the vehicles. Then i explode the booby trapped vickings remotely.

PS: Why do you stop posting for some time and then start again? :]

I use the trbuches to launch suicide bombers, when they explode 100 of them appear in front of max an explode.

Max the Mega Monster
Max: 13,500HP
Description: Max is smart. Stick with medieval themed ways to attack
Protection: Lightning rod, the army has moved on.
Weakness: still needs to be discovered
Immunities: max's immune system is now gaining slight immunities to most poisons.

doom: max has already eaten enough (trees)
hob: so a chain? umm 300 damage but I don't know how it would work.

I start ought by casting "temporary intelligence boost" (made it up) on max, untill he is smart enough to understand language; specifically, mathmatics. I tell him to compute the moser, 20000 digits of pie, and ackerman'sfunction(12,23). Then, just before he realizes i'm trying to distract him (but before he stops computing), the intelligence boost spell begins to wear off (he's still computing here...), so I swing my runite picaxe, runite scimitar, and runite warhammer at him. Before he's fully to normal, I start running, and shoot adamant arrows at him while I run.

I use a glider to stay in the air (a steady glider) and in safe distance while i throw spears to max's head. One of the spears stab the other eye.

Max the Mega Monster
Max: 13,300HP
Description: Max is smart. Stick with medieval themed ways to attack
Protection: Lightning rod, the army has moved on.
Weakness: still needs to be discovered
Immunities: max's immune system is now gaining slight immunities to most poisons.

frac: Stop playing runescape, seriously! but if he was smart and some random person told him top figure out pie, do you think he would be smart enough to do so?
doom: you don't have that good of an arm, otherwise he blocks it
guth: sorry i missed it, you deal 200 apology damage