ForumsArt, Music, and WritingHaiku Contest - Broken Bond (page 531, due: Feb 2)

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Maverick4
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A Haiku is a Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.

Well, that said, heres the rules:

1) The Haiku must be original (no plagarizing)!
2) It must fit the weeks theme
3) It must be submitted before the deadline
4) It must be submitted for the contest (no using works previously written)
5) One Submission per user
6) The Same User cannot win twice in a row (but there welcome to submit!)

Hopefully oneday the winner could get a merit...

The Deadline will always be a Wednsday, so the deadline for the first theme will be Wednsday, September 2. The theme is The Pond

(special thanks to 'thisisnotanalt'

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EnterOrion
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while in truth the winner does.


Since when?

Well, I'll leave it open. Hehe. Lol.

I don't care, honestly. Make me laugh was the point.
Kyouzou
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Meh doesn't really matter who picks the theme as long as its not lulz or something equally ridiculous

EnterOrion
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What about Facial Hair? That was funny. (the last person who wanted to pick picked that one)

Okay, if you guys want something not ridiculous Hard As Steel can be an alternative.

Lol.

Graham
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The theme is alright.
Egos don't squander the lulz
Lulz wins in the end

marioman327
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I love baked beans, but
they make me constipated
Oh no, hemorrhoids!

Pois0nArr0w
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I see you back there
Nothing I said was funny
You aren't laughing

Ttly.

Kyouzou
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What about Facial Hair?


Did that even stick? Even so I don't care about it now, i'm talking about after this contest
EnterOrion
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Did that even stick?


No.

Even so I don't care about it now, i'm talking about after this contest


Okay. Fine.
MrAutomatic
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You're hilarious
But I am quite sarcastic
Tee-hee, you got burned

Yodadude53
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Lulz I like apples
Lulz I like fresh bananas
Lulz,lulz, what is lulz?

Freakenstein
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Ceiling Cat and Steve,
After a snorting contest,
Went orca fishing.

Cenere
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Jeg skriver paa dansk
Ler af de udtryk I har
Sproglig joke maaske

Indeed.

Kyouzou
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lol Cenere the only thing I understood in that entire poem was joke

Ernie15
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I understood "joke" and "dansk", but that's about it. Danish is a funny language, so that one may just have a pretty good chance...

XVERB
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oh that was danish. i thought... wait, was it really danish?

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