What you do if a ninja broke into your house. And was takeing your stuff. ok you can do any thing to stop like fight him with a samuri sword or throw a waffle at him hopeing it works. Any thing to stop him hury he's takeing your stuff.
(I know Muay Thai, so I MIGHT be able to get a hit in.)
First off, I would get into a basic Muay Stance, and get ready to fight. I would then make a gesture for him to come get me, I would then go into a Knee + Jab + Straight Kick + round house kick combo on him, and if he dodges all those, I would try to get to the fire place, and grab the gun my dad gave me, his S&W .460 Magnum and then get close enough to get a direct shot at either his heart, or his legs.
Realistically, if he were to be in my backyard the only way to escape would be hopping over the back fence, which then I could just push him over and he'd die from rolling down the cliff and hitting the forest of trees.
If he isn't dead by then, he would be when he hits the freeway at the bottom.
** There is definitely no room for a shed or anything really in my backyard, darn military housing and it's small backyards!!!
I'm now going to be completely realistic. If the ninja was trying to steal my furniture, I'd probably (along with two or three other people) chase after him and try to hit him.
If he were to kill me, I'd run outside or I'd be dead.
