What you do if a ninja broke into your house. And was takeing your stuff. ok you can do any thing to stop like fight him with a samuri sword or throw a waffle at him hopeing it works. Any thing to stop him hury he's takeing your stuff.
1. Hide in my closet. 2. Call 911. 3. Use my cell phone to record the whole thing, ninja kicks, SWAT breaking in, and all. 4. Get out, and make the ninja clean up his mess. 5. Call some friends, make some popcorn, and watch the recording of the whole thing.
Overtoasted waffle *is* the only known weakness of any ninja. The ninja would be dumbstruck by your weapon of choice, ten the waffle's overtoastedness would rip through his chest, turning his heart into a crispy piece of grisle, and he would be dead.
Or, I would just grab a knife, run up and hug the ninja and stab him in the back mid-hug. Ttly works.
Ninjas, whether you believe it or not, are real. There are people that run from tree to tree, building to building, myself included. The Art of the Ninja actually is a real thing. Not saying they can dodge bullets and run across water, but still. Either way, if a ninja were in my house, then he'd be in pretty bad shape. I'm a 13-year-old Mixed Martial Artist, and I've been taught things by real life ninjas.
