ForumsThe Tavernomg!!! there's a ninja in my house

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marcz95
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What you do if a ninja broke into your house. And was takeing your stuff. ok you can do any thing to stop like fight him with a samuri sword or throw a waffle at him hopeing it works. Any thing to stop him hury he's takeing your stuff.

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TheCheeseMaker
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STEP 1 i would scream holy shit
STEP 2 i would get my medievel sword
STEP 3 i would bonk him on the head

Betto
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I'd call a pirate and go referee...

Eridor
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I would love to have a sparring match with you eridor, do you happen to know Muay Thai?

I know a lot more than that. I know Muay Tai, Ju Jitsu, Judo, and Monkey/Snake/Crane/Tiger Kung Fu, to name a few.
Xeron77
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I will use my superpowers to create a vitual image of pamela anderson and when the ninja stays looking ather, i grab my samurai sword ahd cut his head
then i wake up haha

SoulHack117
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I know a lot more than that. I know Muay Tai, Ju Jitsu, Judo, and Monkey/Snake/Crane/Tiger Kung Fu, to name a few.


Nice, and its Muay THAI. I only know Muay Thai, because I wanted a way to defend my self (Work REALLY well in high school ^_^), why did you start learning?

(PS: I never liked MMA, I think its better to master a single style and be completely deadly in that form, instead of only Highly deadly in all forms.)
Myth12
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I'd tell him that my neighbours are evil samurai killing innocent peasants and hope he leaves my place and goes bugs them.

vinster132
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I'll tell him to go rob a bank. Then tell him to ummm...uhhhh do my homework. And then.... tell him to get lost. lol

Eridor
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why did you start learning?

I've been doing different forms of Martial Arts since I was, eh, 5-7, somewhere around there. I didn't learn in gyms and such though, I learned from private tutors, and they did not go east on me, AT ALL.

I like MMA. It is better to just focus on one style, but I combine them all into my custom, which I am completely deadly in.
cleofer5
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I would armwrestle, play tic-tac-toe, do a 100 meter dash, and the winner gets to torture the other person by any means!!!

playaholic
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I'd pinch myself

skellortor
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i would run out the room then i would make chainsaw noises
then he would run away XD

CrossViper
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First I'd check if I was high, then I'd hit him with the talking garden-gnome sitting next to me.

Somers
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Tell him michelle obamas here

muffinman08
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i would saw his hand off with A SPOON that or id tape it and upload it 2 you tube

Sarthra21
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Thats called an armed robber... anyway, I'd sick my 3 dogs on him.

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