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TSL3_needed
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Nomad

This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.

You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.

This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).

Such as

Hex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*

LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!

That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.

With me promoting you as I wish.

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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

LT2 Firetail: According to my papers, you must wear 10-lb backpacks and walk around the Pentagon 100 times.

Moabarmorgamer
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PFC Moat: Good job Pvt. Mav. *gives him a cup of coffee*. Now...what will LT2 Firetail do to us???

Maverick4
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Pvt Mav: Sir yes sir! Run around the pentagon sir! Yessir!

1...
(10 min l8er)
2...
etc, etc

firetail_madness
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100 x 10 = 1000 minutes later, which is how many hours?

Moabarmorgamer
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PFC Moat: Ah...ninja'd. All right, if you say so sir. But you need to do it with us*makes LT2 Firetail come with him as he runs around the pentagon 100 times with 10 lb backpack*
1....2...3...
*Half an hour later....*
Done sir!

Maverick4
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Pvt Mav: approx. 16.66666666... hours later sir!

*grabs coffee after lap 3*

ZOMG!!!

4...
(30secs later)
5...
etc etc

Bronze
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Pvt.Bronze: How the heck did we do that in half an hour?!

Moabarmorgamer
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PFC Moat: *sitting and enjoying his coffee* You're still running. But I'm strong and fast. Unfortunately, LT2 Firetail is an officer, and isn't used to combat duty. He's going to be running for hours after we're finished.

Moabarmorgamer
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Nomad

PFC Moat: *drinking his coffee, eating the rest of his Subway sandwich. Runs out of coffee and sandwich*. Sir! Permission to take a nap?

Maverick4
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Peasant

Pvt Mav: Done!

*reincarnates the squirell from over the hedge after soda*

Weeee!!!

Moabarmorgamer
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PFC Moat: Pvt. Mav! If you drop and do fifty pushups before I finish chewing this piece of gum, I'll give you a piece of gum(I got five from fire)

firetail_madness
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I did not give you 5!

LT2 Firetail: *looks into backpack* *finds cookies *nom nom nom nom*

TSL3_needed
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Hex: I'm up again. My processor seems to be really fast.

Hex: No matter, I have just overwritten Firetails' orders. You must now report to Fort Alabaster 30 miles away. All of you, kidnap Alt and drive a Hummer there. Now!

Bronze
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Pvt.Bronze: Well I'm done, my combat rolls and ducking and weaving, plus pretending to shoot at hostiles added to my time.

Moabarmorgamer
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gives Moat expired 5 bubble gum

You were saying, firetail?

PFC Moat: Yes sir, Hex! *leaves, kidnaps Alt, and drives a hummer to Fort Alabaster*. *spits out his gum, salutes*. What are your orders now, sir?
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