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Pvt Mav: *Lines up* Ten-hut

LT2 Firetail: What am I supposed to do?

PFC Manta: Yes, Firetail. In front. Those were the instructions. T_T
High five, PFC Moat!

PFC Moat: We should split into divisions. We're all under command of Hex. Then we're all under command of Lt2 Firetail. Then the separate groups are under command of PFC Moat and PFC Manta. That way we'll be more efficient. But of course, it's up to LT2 Firetail.

LT2 Firetail: Whatever you just said Moat. *falls asleep again*

*Gets red gum*

Pvt.Bronze: So are we gonna go through an awesome survival course, shoot at some terrorists? OOO, maybe we can play toss the grenade.

Hex: Something. Administer the physical test. Torture them I guess.

PFC Moat: Ok, we're divided up. Our main leader just fell asleep, and I think we should leave him that way. Now, that means that for the time being, myself and PFC Manta are the senior officers in charge of you guys.

LT2 Firetail: *wakes up* TORTURE?!

PFC Moat: Oh no! Sir, I will undergo whatever torture you put us through. But I have a question: how did you make LT2 when you keep falling asleep on duty?

LT2 Firetail: Huh? I forgot my coffee.

PFC Moat: I see, sir. *races to Starbucks and buys coffee for everyone*. There*gives a cup to LT2 firetail*. Now what will we do?

Pvt.Bronze: He went through the ROTC program Moat,sir. AH, torture, shoot me in the foot I like it that way.

Hex

LT2 Firetail

PFC Alt, PFC Manta, PFC Moat

PVT Mav, PVT Bronze, PVT Papi

Pvt Papi: ...I'm getting bored of this now...