PFC Moat: *drives back and waits with alt tied up in back*. No Pvt. Bronze, you may not cut off his fingers. We wait for the others, follow Hex's instructions, then wait for further orders. I won't condone such brutality.
PFC Alt: Ah, you think I've been skirting my duties? I was informed that a turtle needed tossing, so I got a tank, a golden gun and a few nukes and sought to it. Rest assured tat the turtle is over 1 million feet away now.
PFC Moat: Well, Pvt, Hex has instructed us to kidnap Alt and meet at Fort Alabaster in a Hummer. But at the moment we are taking a break, and it is unknown when the story will continue.