This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).Such asHex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.With me promoting you as I wish.
Hex: You must post your rank with you name.What could you illustrate?
Pvt.Bronze: Yes sir? Umm, is a computer a man or woman...You said you wanted to make it into a play eventually, so I could do the cover or w/e.
I'd join, can I get a desk job?
Mav: The owner of the camel, your rides on fireCan I join? PWEASE!
Hex: I'm a guy, so the computer is a guy. Now get to work! I dislike stalling. *Executes angerandcontempt.exe*Well, just for my Theatre Arts class that I take as extra curricular. But go ahead, give it a shot.
Can I join? Are there already 6 people?
So Alts a PFC? My grandad was a PDC in 'Nam. Got honarbly discrarged. PVT Mav: Camel BBQ anyone?
Did he even confirm us?
Pvt. Papi: Mopping...is this what a soldier does? *starts mopping*
Hex: No more entries.Hex: Current soldiers are PVT Papi, PFC Alt, PVT Manta, PVT Bronze, LT2 Firetail, PVT Mav, PVT Moat. That is it.Hex: Now mop some floors!
So who's the highest ranked?
Pvt.Bronze: We don't have time for camel BBQ Pvt.Mav, and here Pvt.Papi use my flamethrower.*gives papi the flamethrower*
Alt is a Private First Class, everyone else is a PrivatePVT Mav: *mops floors* *munches on camel BBQ* Oh, Papi, you missed a spot *drops sauce on floor*
Pvt Manta: *Sigh* Sir yes sir. *Mops up floors with gun*
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