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TSL3_needed
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This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.

You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.

This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).

Such as

Hex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*

LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!

That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.

With me promoting you as I wish.

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TSL3_needed
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Hex: Eat! *Starts program 5dollarfootlong.eat* Yummy. . . .

Bronze
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Pvt.Bronze: He is testing our manhood! Never have I seen such a cruel order- and where are our dang superiors, a squad needs leadership!

PrivatePapi
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Pvt Papi: Lt. Firetail(Mr. Madness), I'm not a brainless nitwit!

Off-topic question: Mr. Madness, did you release your RPG yet?

Moabarmorgamer
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Pvt. Moat: *eats half his footlong and saves the other half*. What do you want me to do with the dessert, sir? And can I buy a soda?
Pvt. Moat: Wait a sec...Pvt. Bronze, what the heck is wrong with you?! He's not talking about our manhood, he's talking about a sandwich*disgusted face*

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Off-topic question: Mr. Madness, did you release your RPG yet?


Nope.

LT Firetail: I'll go do some desk work, don't bother me *reads some boring forms*
Bronze
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Pvt.Bronze: Not the sandwich!the dessert! You go ahead and eat your girly dessert...

TSL3_needed
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Hex: LT2 Firetail. I'll bother you anyway. No need to repeat the obvious. What type of brainless nitwits?

Hex: PVT Manta. You have disobeyed me. Now you must be force fed. . . Manta! Shock therapy as well. That works too. Begone *Calls guards to escort PVT Manta to force feed room* Enjoy!

Hex: PVT Bronze, the test is to resist the delights of strawberry sherbert and mint chocolate chip ice cream. You musn't eat it!

Maverick4
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PVT Mav: *still standing at attention* But what if Bronze is lactose-intollerant? He can't eat the icecream to begine with...

the_manta
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Pvt Manta: This is cruel and unusual- *zap*

Moabarmorgamer
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Pvt. Moat: Pvt Bronze! This is unbelievable! We were all given explicit instructions not to eat the dessert! It's probably poison or something.
Pvt Moat: Wait a sec...I hate doing this...but I must rescue manta!*goes to free manta from force feeding*

PrivatePapi
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Pvt Papi: *pushes the dessert a couple inches away* So the whole point of coming here was to learn to resist some dessert I've never even heard of?

firetail_madness
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LT2 Firetail: They scored 9% on the entrance exam. (at average)

Maverick4
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Pvt Mav: There was an entrance exam? All I did was point out a camel on fire...

TSL3_needed
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Hex: Yes PVT Manta! Just joking. Release him. Also, as a reward, promote him. You are now PFC Manta.

Hex: The dessert is just delicious, that's all.

Hex: No need PVT Moat.

Bronze
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Pvt.Bronze: I'm not lactose *crys* fine I'll eat this dessert, but I won't like it.

*mumbles under his breath*

Pvt.B: And where is our squadleader Alt?

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