This is a very simple RPG about the Pentagon. More or less a comedy.You start out as a private, and advance. I'm going to be Hex, the Pentagons' supercomputer. I promote you.This will be in dialogue format, and actions are put in asterisks (*).Such asHex: You will first find out the enemys' position *executes file*LT2 TSL3: Yes sir!That's it. 6 people for now. No character sheet, no general points, just a lawlable dialogue. Lawl.With me promoting you as I wish.
Pvt. Bronze: Time for my 5 dollar subway, plus tax of course.*licks lips*
Btw guys, I need some other dialogue. Between you guys. Think of this as an independent thing. Except when I tell you to do something.Hex: PVT Manta, PVT Mav, thank you. Continue mopping.Hex: Continue to Subway. There is more than lunch in store *Starts laughing*
Pvt. Moat: I wonder what Hex meant when he said more than lunch. Whatever. Lunch is my treat!
Pvt Papi: But I'm already there...sir...
Pvt. Manta: Man, what a drag, Mav. That guy can't just force us to do work.OoC: I did this expecting to get in trouble.
PVT Mav: (to the tune of Bethovens 5th Symphony) ~Mop Mop Mop Mop.... Mop Mop Mop Mop... Mop Mo-Mop Mo-Mo-Mop...~
Pvt.Bronze: He probably just has some simple run of the mill mutant gansters moat, don't worry I'll bring my spare Mossberg.
Pvt. Moat: Ok, who wants what? O my gosh what is THAT?? *points*Pvt. Papi: What?Pvt. Moat: It's...it's a-
PVT Mav: MOP!!!
Hex: PVT Mav, continue listening. PVT Manta, report to 12th ward immediately.Hex: Thank you guys. Now you must buy lunch. But you must also buy desert! It must be strawberry sherbert and mint chocolate chip ice cream. You must not eat it though!
Pvt. Moat: Yes sir!*salutes,buys lunch and dessert* Now what do you want me to do?
Pvt Manta: S-sir yes sir...*Reports to twelfth ward*
Lt Firetail: I gathered information on the recruits! They're all brainless nitwits!
PVT Mav: Sir Yes Sir!
Pvt Papi: Yummy lunch *licks lips then buys the dessert*
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