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SoulHack117
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I'll start...

You can use a feather to revive some one.

The bigger the blade, the more popular you are.

Its a girl until it talks.

Hair is the most powerful thing in the world, and will never lose its style.

The more hair you have, the stronger you are.

You can use a bottle of strange liquids to completely heal yourself

You can sleep in a Hotel for one night after getting, Slashed, maimed, bludgeoned, shot, burnt, electrified, drowned, frozen, and amputated, and wake up completely fine.

Four people can take on an army.

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HEADHUNTER58
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also you can never be hurt.

no matter what you have been through, your cloths will look brand new

pauler94
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I learned from Grand Theft Auto that you shouldn't run people over with motorcycles. Well, that's what my parents tell me every hour of my life.

Somers
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You can take bullets like man and still live (Im talking taking 30 bullets then recovering)

You seem to be an expert at driving/stealing just about every car/plane

You seem to be an expert at just about every gun

You never lose a body part, nor really anything off your body

The biggest crimes can be paid by spending a night in jail...with dirty jim

firetail_madness
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"People can walk through walls, houses, become king in one battle, etc etc etc etc (hacks)"

quickshift
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You can fall off of a mountain and land on your legs and just keep walking, You can kill anything but it seems nothing can seem you, 1 man can kill an entire army and come out of it untouched

Snakebite
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You die, then just wait 5 seconds... *Poof* You're wreaking havoc yet again!

rapidshot
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If u eat a mushroom u will grow taller than a tree.
Dinosaurs are colorful and friendly.
If u have a cape then u can automatically fly.

Pois0nArr0w
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no matter what you have been through, your cloths will look brand new


Skate series disproves this.

1 man can kill an entire army and come out of it untouched


Hakcslash! Dinasty Warriors, ftw~

I've learned that there are no invisible walls. Only walls that you don't see.

I've learned that no matter how hard you squint, the quality will still be the same.

Oh, yah.

Its a girl until it talks.


Final Fantasy, much?
HiddenDistance
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Forget about doors - ventilation ducts are the way to go.

If you're on any kind of abandoned base/derelict/ship/station & you pick up something remotely interesting, there will be an enemy directly behind you as soon as you pick it up.

Gun shots, like all wounds, are healed by the passage of time. About... 5-6 seconds of it.

goumas13
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I play usually football games (soccer) the thing I have learned are:
!) is very easy to score from crosses
2) 4-4-2 diamond is very good you may not score many goals but neither the opponent does.
3) always buy Fabregas he is the best midfielder and does not cost that much.
I can't think anything else, these are all the things I learned.

jezz
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I don't play video games all that much but what you guys said is true ^^
Howabout the fact that some teens live like Pacman; rushing around, munching pills and listening to repetitive music =D

Cenere
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Jester

Or from Mindscape: Eat candy, screws and pills to escape the happy land that is your mind. Find your doubleganger and wake up in an asylum.

Graham
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you can summon and control things with a blue ocarina
you can bribe your enemies to like you
level 2 is only 5 xp away!
green, red, yellow, blue, orange buttons and strum/kickpedal are the only things you need to play guitar/bass/drums

Graham
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you can summon and control things with a blue ocarina
you can bribe your enemies to like you
level 2 is only 5 xp away!
green, red, yellow, blue, orange buttons and strum/kickpedal are the only things you need to play guitar/bass/drums

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I can jumpy from the peak of a mountain and survive if I'm a high-enough level and I'm wearing enchanted steel armor.

Headshots are easy.

I can swim forever!

It's easy to aim guns because they have magical reticules to help me.

It's tough to dodge the assault of a lumbering fat cave troll if you're standing in a straight line.

Crates are EVIL.

firing from the hip is ttly accurate.

All you have to do to kill an assailant is wave a knife in front of his face.

Your nemeses can take a lot more hits than you.

It's easy to sneak around in loosely worn glowing metal goggles.

Getting hit by a robot arm will knock you back at least 50 feet.

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