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SoulHack117
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This contest is...
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/R4OzXiH-ZfI/AAAAAAAAB5U/skb8Ls9WbeE/s400/homosexual_agenda_2005.jpg

THIS... IS... GAYNESS!

How this works is, be has gay has possible on here, and not get banned. On the 30th, I will judge all the comments on here, and then judge everyone.

The rules of this contest are has follows:

1- No spamming
2- Can only be done in this thread
3- Be gay has possible, without getting banned
4- Do what ever you can do, to be has gay has possible
5- Pictures are Okay, has long has they don't break the rules
6- NO CYBERING! NO ABSOLUTELY NO!
7- Can post in here has many times has you want, but only the most current post will get judged.


(Note: I will try to get a mod to give someone a merit if they win... though I personally believe merits are dumb, and take away from the competition... but hey, this might give some people an incentive to play)

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pauler94
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I think Spencer wins this, hands down ;D

*hopes he doesn't realise I posted here*

I'm tellingggggggggggg jk.
poopydoopy
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hey baybay wanna go get some lickerish.if u know what i mean. oww i just cracked my nuts open

PossibleInstability
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Let me give you a hand there.


Let me give you a mouth.
SoulHack117
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How are you even supposed to be gay via internet following both AG rules and the OP rules?


That's the genius of it, you have to find a way to be gay, and NOT get banned.

and Cen, you are leading with a gayness count of over 9000... 9001 to be exact.
TSL3_needed
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Let me give you a mouth.


Let me give you my penis.

Lawl XD

I could do better XD
thisisnotanalt
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I could do better XD


I'M A BETTER DO!

XD

Ugh, the wallth on thith thread totally need to be repainted . . . maybe a more thoulful beige? You have to expreth youthelf through your paint color, and I-am-NOT feeling anything there, mmm-mmm.

Altho, you need to make better fabric choithes. That polyethter cummerbund is NOT BREATHING, HELLL-OOOOOOO!?

Oh, and your belt buckle is lopsided. Lemme adjust it.

xD

did I do a goooood job?
TSL3_needed
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Alt, your gay accent is perfect. You now make me think you're gay. . .

XDXDXDXD

thisisnotanalt
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WE-ll, if you got it, flaunt it. That's what *I* think.

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lol, thanks. I was trying for the flaming stereotype. Did I nail it?

*puts up innuendo shield*

parrot657
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lol at this thread, but if someone who is actually gay comes across it... :O. lawl, alt, you just made my day

Ernie15
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Like, oh my god, so I was like, heading over to the YMCA (ooh, dirty me!) when I came across the most gorgeous, yummy guy I had ever seen! So I went up to him, and he was like, totally married. I mean, I felt, like, so totally disappointed and all; so then, I just when home and cried.

TSL3_needed
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Perfectly.

Now my other attempt, directed at. . . no one in particular. And I'm just joking mods XD
_________________________________________________________________________________________

Me: Get your free ass passes! Get your free ass passes!

*Guy pulls up, is obviously gay*

Guy: Well hello good lookin'.

Me: Hello, hottie. Looking for a smuggler?

Guy: oh yeah.

Me: Awesome! Not we can rip each other up!

END

Lawl XD Me stereotyping XD

SoulHack117
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come on, I know more of ya wanna post in here! Don't be afraid, There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.


(The Beatles - All you need is love)

(continues to sing)

iWazBord
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(Hoping I don't get ninja'd)

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love.
Love.
Love is all you need.

Pois0nArr0w
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Haaaaaaay guyz! My Alt, you just have the most fabulous accent I have ever heard! So, what do we want to try on first... The spandex... or the leather?

TSL3_needed
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We are the champions, my friend.
And we will keep on fighting, to the end.


Gay enough for you? XD (Not submittion)

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