ForumsThe TavernWho can be the Gayest? (CONTEST!)

213 31831
SoulHack117
offline
SoulHack117
1,845 posts
Nomad

This contest is...
(all rights reserved by respective owner...)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jLmX_8LH3uo/R4OzXiH-ZfI/AAAAAAAAB5U/skb8Ls9WbeE/s400/homosexual_agenda_2005.jpg

THIS... IS... GAYNESS!

How this works is, be has gay has possible on here, and not get banned. On the 30th, I will judge all the comments on here, and then judge everyone.

The rules of this contest are has follows:

1- No spamming
2- Can only be done in this thread
3- Be gay has possible, without getting banned
4- Do what ever you can do, to be has gay has possible
5- Pictures are Okay, has long has they don't break the rules
6- NO CYBERING! NO ABSOLUTELY NO!
7- Can post in here has many times has you want, but only the most current post will get judged.


(Note: I will try to get a mod to give someone a merit if they win... though I personally believe merits are dumb, and take away from the competition... but hey, this might give some people an incentive to play)

  • 213 Replies
Reton8
offline
Reton8
3,174 posts
King

gay:

1 a : happily excited : merry <in a gay mood> b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>

SoulHack117
offline
SoulHack117
1,845 posts
Nomad

Whatcha doing there cutie? That'th the very bathith of gay. I mean, not gay gay but like, not gay gay, but not cool gay, you get it? That'th not cool. So...what'th happening here? Is thith thome thort of...thexual orientathun attack? Oh no!
Cuth I'm definitely not gay. You don't need to come after me. I don't thee why everyone loves heterothexuals. I mean, come on! How can two tho different genderth really pleath each other?


*holding ribs*

Can't... stop... laughing...

This thread is gonna be epic... >_>

To make it more epic...

http://scienceblogs.com/isisthescientist/upload/2009/07/go_help_ethan_raise_money_hes/fabio.jpg
SoulHack117
offline
SoulHack117
1,845 posts
Nomad

gay:

1 a : happily excited : merry <in a gay mood> b : keenly alive and exuberant : having or inducing high spirits <a bird's gay spring song>

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay


I know that, though this is a contest on how homosexual you can be, without getting banned. I just used the word gay, because if I used Homosexual, I am sure, this thread would be less popular.
Lieutenut
offline
Lieutenut
1,251 posts
Nomad

Twilight is AWESOME and EDWARD IS SOOOO CUTE


LMFAO!!!!

I'm not going to enter the contest cuz I can't top that xD
Moabarmorgamer
offline
Moabarmorgamer
8,570 posts
Nomad

Alright...gotta...stop...laughing...must...breathe! *stops laughing*
Alright, I'm good. Prepping for Gay: Take 2.


Hai thar, Moaty! Wanna watch an episode of Desperate Housewives?

Why, thertainly Poithon! And while we're at it, let'th fantathize!
In the meantime, I'll make thome popcorn! Do you like butter on yourth?
Moabarmorgamer
offline
Moabarmorgamer
8,570 posts
Nomad

Alright, I'm going to quit this contest because I don't wanna get banned XD. Just did this for the lulz.
See ya!

TSL3_needed
offline
TSL3_needed
5,579 posts
Nomad

Let me try this gay accent.

Hai thar, Moaty! Wanna watch an episode of Desperate Housewives?


Let me come to! I really want to thee it! I heard it'th a new one! Tho awethome. And while we're at it

^o^ <3

Lawl XD
SoulHack117
offline
SoulHack117
1,845 posts
Nomad

Oh don't worry moab, Strop is sponsoring this Contest, since ya know he loves them boys ^_^http://image.fpsbanana.com/ico/sprays/pedobear4dzsmalll.jpg

But I promise you, you will not get banned has long has you stay within the ToS.

But seeing where your story was going... >_>

Pois0nArr0w
offline
Pois0nArr0w
2,053 posts
Nomad

Why, thertainly Poithon! And while we're at it, let'th fantathize!
In the meantime, I'll make thome popcorn! Do you like butter on yourth?


Why I certainly do! Extra buttery!

Let me come to! I really want to thee it! I heard it'th a new one! Tho awethome. And while we're at it


The more the merrier! And I don't know if we'll have time for tea, because after Housewives is a new Grey's Anatomy!
Moabarmorgamer
offline
Moabarmorgamer
8,570 posts
Nomad

Oh no, not that way. Trust me, I am good at pulling twists. It's like that one thread where the title was How Big Is Your...but it was about shoes.
Believe me, I wouldn't go down THAT road...*shudders*
So I'm safe, and I'm joining back in!

Let me come to! I really want to thee it! I heard it'th a new one! Tho awethome. And while we're at it

^o^ <3


Yeah, I know! Want to thee it at my houth? I have a poster of that picthure that wath pothed here on the wall! Thee?
Yeth, it'th a new one. Although I've heard it'th not as good as the otherth. They brought in more girl actorth. Honethly! *sigh*
quickshift
offline
quickshift
349 posts
Nomad

OMGOSH I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS AND TWILIGHT!!

JJ52
offline
JJ52
1,150 posts
Nomad

Do you like butter on yourth?


I like butter on something else, if ya know what i mean. Its sooooo much smoother and the taste is just DELICIOUS. OMG my zipper is down, anyone want to help me? Oops too late my pants just fell down, what are you looking at? Oh that, its much larger without these silly things on. You wanna see? Look at how long it is, and smooth...You want to feel how smooth it is, go a head, I dont mind.... oh ya, thats good...Ive heard Im the fastest in the whole city, wanna find out...

(yes i know that was a terrible attempt, go ahead and laugh)

Gayest thing i can think of right now: I got a boner from reading this thread!(you wanna feel it...)
Moabarmorgamer
offline
Moabarmorgamer
8,570 posts
Nomad

z....JJ, that's a bit far 0.o
Are you sure you're just acting?

Pois0nArr0w
offline
Pois0nArr0w
2,053 posts
Nomad

Gotta give ya props on the JoBro's since they're aimed towards little girls. But Twilight... It wasn't gay, it was a disgrace to the literary world. Edward was gay, though >_>

SoulHack117
offline
SoulHack117
1,845 posts
Nomad

Are you sure you're just acting?


I ditto your thoughts Jonny... >_>
Showing 46-60 of 213